It would almost seem that - dare I say this - private transportation is more efficient than mass public-transit! — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny. — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Death is not only a passing on but a time for everyone else to truthfully reflect on one's life. — Steven Crowder Death Copy Share Image
How can the country that created electricity, the light bulb, modern cinema as we know it, and the Oscar Meyer Weenie Whistle… — Steven Crowder Cinema Copy Share Image
I guess as far as leftists are concerned, the United States can't qualify as a 'cultured society' simply because we've actually created… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
For people who seem so hell-bent on multiculturalism, why can't liberals understand that free enterprise/freedom is a part of the American Culture? — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
I still can't decide which is silliest; a person believing in a God who 'isn't there,' or a person offended by a… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
When Barack Obama tries to continually weasel his ever-expanding government into the private sector or does something like try to sneak the… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
North Korea is really just the kid who decided he'd be 'all out crazy,' hoping people would be scared off by the… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Ever since my grade school days, as I mastered the art of 'faking sick' and I stumbled across 'The View,' I've been… — Steven Crowder Art Copy Share Image
To a straight man, the notion of walking around as a coiffed, waxed, nail-polish-wearing, lispy dude is uproariously absurd. As people, we… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
My father (like most fathers) always taught me that a man is someone who stands by his principles, someone who lives with… — Steven Crowder Family Copy Share Image
If you tell Canadians that you want to interview them for a critical piece on the Canadian healthcare system, they'll put on… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, if you're not spanking your child and instilling in them the ideas of selflessness, servitude, and… — Steven Crowder Child Copy Share Image
When I see out-of-shape, overweight people huffing and puffing in the gym, my eyes well up with tears of pride. I want… — Steven Crowder Exercise Copy Share Image
Contrary to what most of Hollywood will tell you, the men and women of our armed forces are the best among us.… — Steven Crowder Armed forces Copy Share Image
If you're unhappy with your circumstances, then change them. Don't blame the government or your boss or the guy down the street… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Often, my liberal Canadian brethren will claim that 'Canada doesn't get involved in foreign affairs or wars overseas. We turn the other… — Steven Crowder Canada Copy Share Image
Hollywood, we get it. The Christian faith just doesn't work for you 'in the long run.' However, for a large percentage of… — Steven Crowder Christian faith Copy Share Image
I'm not saying Michael Moore's smarter than Sean Hannity, but Michael Moore is better at running interviews than Hannity, even though Hannity's… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Say what you want about George W. Bush, but the guy is a man's man. He means what he says, and he… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed how hell-bent liberals are at making the United States seem inferior to other countries... to any country? — Steven Crowder Country Copy Share Image
The message bombarding young adults from the leftist cultural elite is clear; you should think for yourself... by adopting my beliefs as… — Steven Crowder Elite Copy Share Image
Everybody has an angle. The only time I say no to an interview is when someone says they don't have an angle.… — Steven Crowder Honest Copy Share Image
Whether you see Jesus as nothing more than a mythical figure or not, there's no doubt that living your life in a… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
We had a severely autistic kid in my class, and I was always picked last in gym class, even after him. Naturally,… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
One of my goals in life is to watch political correctness shrivel up and die (as it should be for any true… — Steven Crowder Conservative Copy Share Image
A four-year-old should have no self-esteem, and for good reason. What could he have possibly accomplished in his life to justify esteeming… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Hipsters. We all know one. They're those fun, little, arrogant people who let the ideal of 'anti-consumerism,' combined with a hatred for… — Steven Crowder Action Copy Share Image
Looking back, when I was fourteen, I aspired to... be the best believer, husband, father, businessman, and man of integrity that I… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
If I hadn't been raised in such a logical household, the entertainment industry would have elicited only one reaction from me in… — Steven Crowder Christian Copy Share Image
Men get together, and they complain about their wives because it's what they feel they're supposed to do. It's as phony as… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
When people do marriage right, they don't complain so much, and so their voices are silenced by the rabble of promiscuous charlatans… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Liberals don't believe in the ultimate concept of self-reliance, which is why they look to the government for stability. — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Call me old-fashioned, but it's always been my firm belief that a teacher's job should be for each of his or her… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Needless to say, oftentimes a 'religion' is not needed to breed extremism. People breed it all by themselves, oftentimes with the subjective… — Steven Crowder Extremism Copy Share Image
Nobody likes being broke. As somebody who's had to live out of a 1982 Datsun, trust me. I know. I also understand… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Whether you're young old, male, female, marriage (when done correctly) will make your life - and this country - better off. — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Even though ripping on those of the Christian cloth is nothing new, edgy, or thought provoking, Hollywood feels the need to do… — Steven Crowder Edgy Copy Share Image
Tinseltown really likes to think that they have a handle on all things 'love.' After all, they've turned it into a billion… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
