If you hate someone and you want to screw their life, introduce them to Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny - I just never put it to… — Spoken Reasons Copy Share Image
The willow which bends to the tempest often escapes better than the oak which resists it. — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the titanic sunk because the look out guys were watching rose and jack makeout. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“I can't see anything" he said in a muffled voice, hand over his eyes. "I'm blind.” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
Political satire is a serious thing. In democratic newspapers throughout the world there are daily cartoons that often are not even funny,… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
I hate that awkward moment when your clicking your pen and someone shouts stop it, but then you realize you must click… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Obviously, it's a great privilege and pleasure to be here at the Yale Law School Sesquicentennial Convocation. And I defy anyone to… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you; I’ve had multiple dreams about you. If I had to choose between the real you and… — Rodney Jenkins Copy Share Image
Listen to me, youre going to make mistakes, youre going to have bad days, youre not going to be perfect, youre going… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should have some kind of limit on the number of times that people can change their relationship statuses. After five or… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
“Is it just me, or do you also think this is unnatural behavior in a female parent? Isn't there a federal law… — A.E. Cannon Copy Share Image
“What's big, thick, makes the earth move, and wants to have its way with you?" "I don't know, but can you introduce… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
