All my life I thought air was free….. until I boought a baaag of chips. By-rN — Rahul Copy Share Image
Omg, he is so fucking hot! Don't tell him I like him, okay?Yeah, sure - Hey, guess who likes you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Intellectual tasting of life will not supersede muscular activity. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished. — Confucius Copy Share Image
That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome. — Tom Bergeron Copy Share Image
Who said it can't buy happiness ! , it does buy it when only spent right .. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don't care." - Bakura "I'm not going to kill you, just destroy you a little. Geez, talk about overreacting!" - Marik… — Little Kuriboh Marik and Bakura Copy Share Image
I've heard of many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no "chocohol". We got an epidemic, people: people who like chocolate but… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man. — Linda Kozlowski Copy Share Image
Whatever I did, I always gravitated toward trying to be funny. If I was with friends, we were joking around. If I… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
“When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Actually the hardest films to make are comedies. In normal life, funny things happen by accident; to re-create those by design in… — Takashi Miike Copy Share Image
It's funny, in some of the interviews I've seen that were done for the film, some people say things like, 'Oh, I… — Jim Woodring Copy Share Image
If you don't know what it is you're looking for you're NEVER going to find it. You have to be clear on… — Germany Kent Copy Share Image