The awkward moment is when you see twins fighting and one calls the other ugly. — Me Copy Share Image
The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out… — Me Copy Share Image
I dont know when exactly that UFO landed and dropped off all these stupid people here but it obviously isn't coming back… — Me Copy Share Image
I love everyone some people I like to be aroung,some people I'd like to kiss, some people I'd like to punch,and I… — ME Copy Share Image
Its Funny when you date someone and they say I love you but then you knew that when they say it they… — Me Copy Share Image
I should make my name on Facebook so when I see something stupid somebody posted and like it and when they check… — Me Copy Share Image
The difference between me and her is that I can make him smile with my pants on. — Me Copy Share Image
When are friends fall we laugh........... But when our phones fall we panic. ha — ME Copy Share Image
Niggas be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports & wear jordan's. Sounds like you want a boyfriend bro ahah...;) — Me Copy Share Image
God made Coke, god made Pepsi, god made me, OH SO SEXY! God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you.. well..… — Me Copy Share Image
You think your smart but I have u all worked out, u may think your funny but I'll be the one laughing,… — Me Copy Share Image
Life is like a pregnancy. You gotta push through all the struggle and fight to get the reward you've been waiting for… — Me Copy Share Image
If a cop pulls me over and he says papers and I say scissors does that mean I have won — Me Copy Share Image
Hahahaha...you so funny...but not as funny as your face... My photography teacher in 8th said this. lol — Me Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Me Copy Share Image
Im not as strong as I wanna be and I'm not as brave as you. But what ive been through is enough to break… — Me Copy Share Image
If I died If I died tonight would you notice? Would you even care? If I died tonight would you find it humorous? Would… — Me Copy Share Image
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing the street… — Me Copy Share Image
You can talk about anyone you want but as soon as you start talking about my best friend you better run and hide you… — Me Copy Share Image
Real like sucks the life out of losers. if you want to fuck with the eagles, you must learn how to fly. — Me Copy Share Image
