Funny Quotes by Jerry Coleman · Page 5

Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.

— Jerry Coleman

There's two heads to every coin.

— Jerry Coleman

I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

— Jerry Coleman

The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri.

— Jerry Coleman

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

— Jerry Coleman

Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.

— Jerry Coleman

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

— Jerry Coleman

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

— Jerry Coleman

Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

— Jerry Coleman

We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!

— Jerry Coleman

At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

— Jerry Coleman

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

— Jerry Coleman

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.

— Jerry Coleman

Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.

— Jerry Coleman

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

— Jerry Coleman

Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because…

— Jerry Coleman