Just Kidding: Saying what you really want and getting away with it. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
Everyone has that ex that they don't want the world to know they ever dated. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
If I were famous, I would go around knocking on peoples doors saying Hello, yes it's me. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
OMFG LMAO hahaha I said that to someone and they walked away like WTF and I just laughed so hard I cried! — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
Me: *laughs* Parents: What's so funny? What's going on? Who are you talking to? Can I see what the joke is? Are… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
Im sexy lolz not I am gonna keep thinking that though for confidence lolz — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
If you like someone, tell them. Or stalk them on every single social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It's up to… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor. But she goes to work, and starts crying and her boss asks,… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
School is just an endless cycle of 'I need to make it through school this week' every week. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
