a woman may be called a wife and mother for most of her life, while a man is called a husband and… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I'm a big Arcade Fire fan. I love the way they make records - 'Funeral' being my favorite. — Tom Odell Copy Share Image
Many punishments sometimes, and in some cases, as much discredit a prince as many funerals a physician. — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
“What's even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you're diseased or something.” — Denise Jaden Copy Share Image
I went through so much no one knew about. Go to a funeral on Saturday, fly into the game on Sunday. Then… — JaMarcus Russell Copy Share Image
I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral. — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Delay is not a help-mate. The cemetary is full of people who thought they could DO IT tomorrow. Do It Now!” — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
A psychiatrist once told me early in treatment, "Stop trying to make me like you," and what a sobering and welcome smack… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Nothing is dead: men feign themselves dead, and endure mock funerals and mournful obituaries, and there they stand looking out ofthe window,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
The death of every art form seems imminent at least once in every century; but while the very funeral arrangements go forward,… — Reynolds Price Copy Share Image
No American is prepared to attend his own funeral without the services of highly skilled cosmeticians. Part of the American dream, after… — Edgar Friedenberg Copy Share Image
People ask me what makes a good funeral, and I tell them the most important thing is your man in the casket.… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
Some of the funniest moments I've had have been like, at a funeral. Somebody says something and everyone's laughing because you have… — Gloria Calderon Kellett Copy Share Image
For a while under Donald Trump, it was possible to believe that we could go back to a more functional, less rancorous… — Krystal Ball Copy Share Image
“true. Look, why don’t you go see if the story’s in your paper, then call me back. The funeral’s gonna be up… — Lee Hanson Copy Share Image
I see people driving cars, winding down the streets. I don't know where these people think they're going. They're going to the… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“Would people be excited about your departure from the earth or they would wish you should come back again and again if… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of… — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
The slaying of multitudes should be mourned with sorrow. A victory should be celebrated with the funeral rite. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really want Americans, and all of us, to be less afraid of death, and know that it's a passage, but that… — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
If someone means something special to you, don't save it for the funeral. Share it with them now! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
The flower fades and dies; but he who wears the flower has not to mourn for it for ever. — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Life and death are but phases of the same thing, the reverse and obverse of the same coin. Death is as necessary… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
“Funerals should be between a single person (dead) and a single person (alive) and ought to involve a discussion that no one… — Lydia Kang Copy Share Image
Two days after my dad's funeral, my mom went on a mission. I never understood it until then--that sometimes a spy doesn't… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“I’m riding beside my best friend, and I tell him, in the same offhand tone my mother had used, That’s my grandfather’s… — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
Sometimes the truth don't rhyme, sometime the lies get millions of views, funerals for little girls is that appealing to you? — Chance the Rapper Copy Share Image
As I'm lying there at my funeral I would hope to hear somebody say, “Look, he's still moving! — Peter Costello Copy Share Image
One of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to… — George Burns Copy Share Image
“Well, if the funeral was mine I’d have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.”… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral! — Rick Wakeman Copy Share Image
A funeral is for those left behind. Sometimes, one wonders if the weeping is more out of fear for ourselves than it… — Ming-Dao Deng Copy Share Image
A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was? — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up… — Gregory Nunn Copy Share Image
I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. This way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone… — Gary Numan Copy Share Image
“I swear, you are the only girl I know who spends more time fantasizing about her funeral than her wedding.” — Linda Budzinski Copy Share Image
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
