I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I was waiting for my hearse. What came next was so much worse. It took a funeral to make me feel alive. — Sixx AM Copy Share Image
I have heard it said that winter, too, will pass, that spring is a sign that summer is due at last. See,… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Life let us cherish, while yet the taper glows, And the fresh flow'ret pluck ere it close; Why are we fond of… — Johann Martin Usteri Copy Share Image
Your coffin reached the monstrous hole. And a part of me went down into the muddy earth with you and lay down… — Rosamund Lupton Copy Share Image
My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made… — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral. — Andrew Gurland Copy Share Image
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
I will miss my pal Dominick Dunne. I am sure his funeral will be just the sort of event he would have… — Dan Abrams Copy Share Image
certain very old people reach an age where every funeral becomes some sort of insane confirmation of strength, rather than of vulnerability,… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
I was raised Catholic. Not just a little bit Catholic, like my wife, Catherine. When she was young, many Catholics in France… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
I don't believe in funerals. I believe in celebrating life, and showing people, while they're alive, how much I care about them.… — Carmen Dell'Orefice Copy Share Image
Never did tombs look so ghastly white. Never did cypress, or yew, or juniper so seem the embodiment of funeral gloom. Never… — Bram Stoker Copy Share Image
“A lot of nonsense is spoken at funerals, especially when the deceased had not been well liked in life. Many euphemisms are… — G.M. Malliet Copy Share Image
It's always a great testament to your work and professionalism when you get the personal call from somebody's parents saying, 'Hey, I… — Phaedra Parks Copy Share Image
I've lost both parents in the last two years, so you pick up on that stuff. That's the most terrible thing about… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
We, the soldiers who have returned from battle stained with blood, we who have seen our relatives and friends killed before our… — Yitzhak Rabin Copy Share Image
Hired mourners at a funeral say and do - A little more than they whose grief is true — Horace Copy Share Image
“Black funeral dress. Black heels. Black headband in my hair. Death has a style all it's own. I'm glad I don't have… — Courtney C. Stevens Copy Share Image
“Showing his usual preoccupation with himself, he left detailed instructions about his funeral but didn’t bother to address the succession.” — Lars Brownworth Copy Share Image
There are songs about abortions, about slashing your arms with razors, about imagining your own funeral in New Orleans, about rock stars… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think… — Carmelo Anthony Copy Share Image
If 180 million people want to be undead, that’s their funeral, but I happen to like being alive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why should I be sad? Everyone has to die. If you have a body, it's too late to cry. It's only funerals… — Rachel Klein Copy Share Image
“I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral.” — John Green Copy Share Image
How could you go about choosing something that would hold the half of your heart you had to bury? — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
The funeral was over, at last I could cry. Except that I couldn't. My tears, kept in too long, had fossilized. They… — Diane Setterfield Copy Share Image
My legacy to me is-when I drop dead and they're at my funeral - I want my three kids to get up… — Dana White Copy Share Image
I should like to abolish funerals; the time to mourn a person is at his birth, not his death. — Baron de Montesquieu Copy Share Image
I've got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral home,… — Colonel Sanders Copy Share Image
Fuck you. If you're not gonna be at my funeral, I don't give a fuck about you and your problems. I stick… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At my age, I regard each funeral I attend as a personal triumph, because I was not the guest of honor. — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
When Malcolm X was assassinated I was working at the Apollo. They brought his body to the Unity Funeral Home, which was… — Etta James Copy Share Image
“The jazz funeral celebrates the fact that the person who died is free now to dance on the other side.” — Mary Jane Clark Copy Share Image
“I’m afraid it’s true. Look, why don’t you go see if the story’s in your paper, then call me back. The funeral’s… — Lee Hanson Copy Share Image
If you're dressed for my funeral, it's too casual. If it's just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Mist to mist, drops to drops. For water thou art, and unto water shalt thou return.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“Don't cry for the dead, for the dead is deaf, dumb, blind, lame, unemotional and dead.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I never hear the rattling of dice that it does not sound to me like the funeral bell of the whole family. — Douglas William Jerrold Copy Share Image
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
