Cocky Quote by Mike Birbiglia

I haven't left the house without a packet of Kleenex in my back pocket for as long as I can remember. Whenever I start…

— Josh Radnor

On the train to London, with those successfully exposed rolls in my bag, I hated myself and my profession. This sort of photography was…

— Robert Capa

At my funeral, someone had better touch up my lips and foundation before they close the casket. That's not a beauty tip. It's a…

— Amanda Lepore

“knocking back the wine and reaching for the cheap consolations of kimchee-scented Kleenex fiction”

— Maureen Corrigan

Old People At Weddings Always Poke Me And Say 'YOU'RE NEXT' So, I Started Joking, Doing The Same Thing To Them At The Funerals.

— Pacifiersucker

Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions.

— Herman Melville

Don't wait for a funeral to pay a compliment. You may not make it in time.

— Harvey Mackay

Be careful what you say to people, you wouldnt want the next time you see them to be in a casket.

— Anonymous

I almost moved into a place over a funeral parlor. My father said, 'That's just too macabre,' but I thought I'd be embracing my…

— Jennifer Connelly

I don't believe in funerals. I believe in celebrating life, and showing people, while they're alive, how much I care about them. And I…

— Carmen Dell'Orefice

I went off at a person who threw a plastic thing at one of my shows once. After I shamed them, I realised it…

— Perfume Genius

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral.

— Bare Naked Ladies