Beauty Quote by Amanda Lepore

Don't wait for a funeral to pay a compliment. You may not make it in time.

— Harvey Mackay

Old People at Weddings always Poke me and say... Your Next... So I started to do the same thing to them at Funerals...

— Anonymous

It's always a great testament to your work and professionalism when you get the personal call from somebody's parents saying, 'Hey, I want you…

— Phaedra Parks

“After the service was over, I whispered to one of my fellow staff members, "If I commit suicide, I'll tattoo a message on my…

— Margaret Bullitt-Jonas

When my dad passed away, I was under a lot of stress with planning a funeral, trying to pick out just the right flowers…

— Natalya Neidhart

I make it a kind of pious rule to go to every funeral to which I am invited, both as I wish to pay…

— James Boswell

never write a line you'd be ashamed to read at your own funeral.

— Anonymous

Old people at weddings always poke me and say you are next.so I started doing Same thing to them at funerals.

— Hendrix

Be careful what you say to people, you wouldnt want the next time you see them to be in a casket.

— Anonymous

I almost moved into a place over a funeral parlor. My father said, 'That's just too macabre,' but I thought I'd be embracing my…

— Jennifer Connelly

I want my funeral to be uncomfortably quiet.

— Sara Pascoe

When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...

— Anonymous