“Time will tell if sorry is enough. I don’t think it is. If you died tonight, I wouldn’t come to your funeral.”… — Robert Goolrick Copy Share Image
In the United States large corporations control some members of Congress. All this does is delay the corporation’s funeral at our expense. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Holy cow. She actually managed to get in two good, solid hits in a row. The sentinels were going to be high-fiving… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
Don't come to my funeral to show how much you cared about me. Show me how much you care about me now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deleting your Facebook account is a quick way to find out what people will say at your funeral. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Come now, don't make such a funeral face. It isn't dying that's sad; it's living when you're not happy. — Octave Mirbeau Copy Share Image
we dance even if there's no radio. we drink at funerals. we talk too much & laugh too loud & live too… — Chris Rose Copy Share Image
If I'm walking down the street and someone stops me and says, "Oh! A song that you wrote meant a lot to… — Moby Copy Share Image
People need what they think of as a poem to be read at their bar mitzvah, their wedding, a funeral, whatever. And… — Joan Larkin Copy Share Image
NBC announced that during the summer Olympics they will set a new record by airing over 1200 hours of coverage. Which is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Tear up that funeral shroud—you are going to smother yourself in it. I am beauty, I am youth, I am life—come to… — Théophile Gautier Copy Share Image
“I would not have it understood, for a moment, that I or any of the Elders attend funerals to smother over the… — Joseph F. Smith Copy Share Image
I think theres just this mystique of writing a book that appeals to people. A person has to really check their motives… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
If I were to kill myself. Don't you dare fucking cry. Don't come to my fucking funeral. Don't lie and say you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The wheel of Time wrote the first half of the poetry of mass destruction on the black board of the ashes of… — Manmohan Acharya Copy Share Image
“Before and after the funeral I never ceased to cry and be miserable, but it makes me ashamed when I think back… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
It's right around this time that her Grandmother Hall dies. And Eleanor Roosevelt is responsible for making all the funeral arrangements. And… — Blanche Wiesen Cook Copy Share Image
Perhaps it is to prepare to hear some day the music of the spheres that I am always turning my ears to… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
“It" was continuing. The game was undeniably in progress. A long funeral procession, a crowd of peoplewearing black. A man in a… — Koushun Takami Copy Share Image
“Driven across many nations, across many oceans I am here, my brother, for this final parting, to offer at last those gifts… — Catullus Gaius Valerius - Poem 101 Copy Share Image
There whil'st the world prov'd prodigal of breath, the headless trunks lay prostrated in heaps; this field of funerals sacred unto death,… — William Alexander, 1st Earl of Stirling Copy Share Image
“Not that there seems to be any appropriate place to bury someone, but these municipal cemeteries, or any cemetery at all for… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
I thought that it's so sad there are people who live their entire lives lonely. They die and no one goes to… — Lindi Ortega Copy Share Image
I have asked to have no funeral, and no memorial service. I hate other people's and would certainly not appreciate my own. — Charles Saatchi Copy Share Image
I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I… — John Green Copy Share Image
Today we know with certainty that segregation is dead. The only question remaining is how costly will be the funeral. — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
Death to the Christian is the funeral of all his sorrows and evils, and the resurrection, of all his joys. — James H Aughey Copy Share Image
I always take photographs when I attend a funeral. Most people there know who I am and expect me to be there… — Martin Parr Copy Share Image
We experienced a miscarriage at 13 weeks and then a few years later we lost our son Willem at 30 weeks. I… — Ben Fogle Copy Share Image
We usually meet all of our relatives only at funerals where somebody always observes: "Too bad we can't get together more often". — Bernard Berenson Copy Share Image
“a funeral reminds you to be alive, doesn’t it? It slaps you across the face and points out that there’s still warm… — Lydia Kang Copy Share Image
The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral… — Ian Bannen Copy Share Image
For sure, the funeral industry seems intensely cynical to me and I don't think it is HELPING people mourn. — Meghan O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of entertainment. ” — George Ade Copy Share Image
The saddest face I ever saw on Martin Luther King was at the funeral of the four little girls slain in Birmingham,… — James A. Forbes Copy Share Image
“If it’s been more than 24 hours, you call the cops and I’ll buy the flowers. I’ll meet you at church, first… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Science advances one funeral at a time. Only when one generation passes away do new theories have a chance to root out… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
The archiving industry, much like the funeral industry and the wedding industry, these industries can be very exploitative. — Ian MacKaye Copy Share Image
