Appreciate Quote by Charles Saatchi

I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided

— Robert Tappan Morris

Frankly, I'm not much for funerals unless it's absolutely an obligation. I don't feel it serves much of a purpose to go and see…

— Arnold Palmer

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

You know all my life I've hated funerals. The fuss and bother never brings anybody back. It just spoils remembering them as they really…

— Jules Furthman

Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours.

— Green Monk

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

— Humphrey Bogart

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.

— H. L. Mencken

I don't want to spend a fortune on my cremation urn, but I really do want to look nice at my memorial service.

— Lynn Flewelling

Why Should I Go To The Funeral Of That Person Who Is Not Going To Attend Mine.??

— Naimish Shah

When I'm dead I don't want a funeral. I want people to remember me alive.

— Walt Disney

I have spent a lot of time picturing my funeral. Then I realized no one would attend it in the first place. It makes…

— Anonymous