“Have just been run over by tram-car at Patriarch's Ponds funeral Friday three pm come. Berlioz.” — Bulgakov Copy Share Image
I mean I'm one of those people that laugh at a funeral. And it's always the worst time, but there's always a… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
In New Orleans, we celebrate everything. It's probably the only place you'll see people dancing in a funeral home. — Trombone Shorty Copy Share Image
I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories… — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
“Funerals seem less about comforting the souls of these dearly departed than about comforting the people they leave behind.” — Rin Chupeco Copy Share Image
Absolutely no religious rites of any kind, relating to any religious faith, should be associated with my funeral — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I checked myself out in that funeral parlour scene. I saw myself laughing, because there was a shot of Ed and I… — Gavin MacLeod Copy Share Image
Am I solemn? I had an idea I was grinning from ear to ear." "You look as if you were taking me… — Henry James Copy Share Image
A.K. Hangal has worked with so many Bollywood personalities. In fact, during his good times he worked with A-listers of the industry… — Raza Murad Copy Share Image
Death is not the end Death can never be the end. Death is the road. Life is the traveller. The Soul is… — Sri Chinmoy Copy Share Image
It's different when the person you love dies. There's an awful finality to death. But it is final. The end. And there's… — Barbara Taylor Bradford Copy Share Image
“Why? Why does fun start funeral when it's a sorrowful situation? Why is the combination of con and science conscience when those… — Vincent Okay Nwachukwu Copy Share Image
Some of the funniest moments I've had have been like, at a funeral. Somebody says something and everyone's laughing because you have… — Gloria Calderon Kellett Copy Share Image
For a while under Donald Trump, it was possible to believe that we could go back to a more functional, less rancorous… — Krystal Ball Copy Share Image
She folded her arms and then shouted, "Right you thieving scunners! How dare you steal Miss Treason's funeral meats!" "Oh, waily, waily,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Be aware of this truth that the people on this earth could be joyous, if only they would live rationally and if… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'd say 3/4 of advertising works on pure Pavlov. Think how association, pure association, works. Take Coca-Cola company (we're the biggest share-holder).… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
The point is that no matter what you choose to do with your body when you die, it won't, ultimately, be very… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Even the death of Friends will inspire us as much as their lives. They will leave consolation to the mourners, as the… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Even the best weapon is an unhappy tool, hateful to living things. So the follower of the Way stays away from it.… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
“Here's the other thing I think about. It makes little sense to try to control what happens to your remains when you… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“A grin broke across Heath's hansome face. "The last time I saw such a collection of Boscastles in church was at Father's… — Jillian Hunter Copy Share Image
Don't worry about a sugar planter. Give him a horse and he'll ride to his own funeral. — Curt Siodmak Copy Share Image
I think you should control yourself a little bit, so you can walk, and when you die, you can walk to your… — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
Life for the majority of the population. Is an unlovely struggle against unfair odds. Culminating in a cheap funeral. — Siegfried Sassoon Copy Share Image
“A wedding left the church and, meeting a funeral, walked three steps with the dead.” — Jamie O'Neill Copy Share Image
How unfortunate it is to be constrained by what people might say at our funeral or on our gravestone. — Lawrence Fagg Copy Share Image
Thrift, thrift, Horatio! The funeral bak'd meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Every virtue has its privilege: for example, that of contributing its own little bundle of wood to the funeral pyre of one… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession past the bank so he could say one last goodbye.… — Alexi Giannoulias Copy Share Image
“My ghost is the only soul who ever comes to cry on my grave... Only the skies cried sincerely on my funeral.” — Simona Panova Copy Share Image
Keep your chin up, and don't go to the funeral - mine or yours or your loved one's - until the day… — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
We make mistakes, we have our faults, and God knows some of us have more than our share, but when danger threatens… — James Larkin Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your cell phone going full volume at a funeral. Even more awkward if your ringtone is I will… — Faith Barroa Copy Share Image
R.I.P to my Ex...the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church, located across from The Lies You Told Cemetery, on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I cried at the funeral. It wasn’t because I loved her, it was because I was there, in the front pew at… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did become quite well known from 'Four Weddings and a Funeral', and it helped hugely. I wasn't as famous as Hugh… — Anna Chancellor Copy Share Image
