You owe me!" -Stephanie "Why do I owe you?" -Joe "I caught your no good cousin." -Stephanie "Yeah and in the process… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again. — Stan Laurel Copy Share Image
I was fantasising about my own death, I started thinking what my funeral would be like and what music would be played,… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
A conservative young man has wound up his life before it was unreeled. We expect old men to be conservative but when… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
“Yes, you are still grieving for the fact that Olly is not loving you as you love him. But death is no… — Lucy Holliday Copy Share Image
Jazz hadn't given her many details of exactly what life in the Dent house had been like, but he'd told her enough… — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
“A funeral is supposed to be a way to say goodbye. You look inside yourself and find a place to put your… — Beth Lincoln Copy Share Image
When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
The people who pretend that dying is rather like strolling into the next room always leave me unconvinced. Death, like birth, must… — J. B. Priestley Copy Share Image
Hired mourners at a funeral say and do - A little more than they whose grief is true — Horace Copy Share Image
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. — George Ade Copy Share Image
NBC announced that during the summer Olympics they will set a new record by airing over 1200 hours of coverage. Which is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Six guns rattling rattling boom boom boom Words and flags folding, folding, folded The knell tolls ding ding ding ding ....” — Richard L. Ratliff Copy Share Image
My own funeral, I'd like to be laid out in a coffin in my own house. I would like my coffin to… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
There was just no good way for a dead son to greet his mother almost two weeks after his funeral. — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing. And so, laughing and crying,… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Granana doesn't understand what the big deal is. She didn't cry at Olivia's funeral, and I doubt she even remembers Olivia's name.… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
The actions of the police division today will be to assist the church for the funeral. We anticipate that a fairly large… — Thomas Streicher Copy Share Image
The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display excessive grief. This… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Grief remains one of the few things that has the power to silence us. — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Some of the funniest moments I've had have been like, at a funeral. Somebody says something and everyone's laughing because you have… — Gloria Calderon Kellett Copy Share Image
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral… — Ian Bannen Copy Share Image
