I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. — Rodney Atkins Copy Share Image
What am I most ashamed of in my life? Not keeping my promise to my sister and being too scared of America… — Josephine Baker Copy Share Image
Me and Dave Chappelle were at Charlie Murphy's funeral. I got up there and I got to preaching, and I took over… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
There was just no good way for a dead son to greet his mother almost two weeks after his funeral. — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
About Thatcher's death: Let's privatise her funeral. Put it out on competetive tender and accept the cheapest bid. That's what she would… — Ken Loach Copy Share Image
“...no money, no church service, no eulogy,no funeral procession no matter how elaborate, can remove the legacy of a mean spirit." p… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Don't worry about a sugar planter. Give him a horse and he'll ride to his own funeral. — Curt Siodmak Copy Share Image
Yeah, like, when I look back on my life, I just remember back what happened in '74, or something. It seems like… — Gregg Allman Copy Share Image
I want a state funeral with bells ringing across the land! Then I'd love the congregation to do the hokey cokey and… — Toyah Willcox Copy Share Image
You are thirty minutes late." "Yes." "Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?" "No." "Why not, pray… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I remember in 'Pride and Prejudice' I had to do a scene where I broke down. And before we filmed I spent… — Carey Mulligan Copy Share Image
Funerals and weddings were commonplace, and nothing could have been so interesting to them as the coming of the end of the… — Edward Eggleston Copy Share Image
What we do every St. Patty's day, which is wear green and drink a lot of Guinness. And maybe cry a little… — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
The government are considering spending £3million on a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies. For £3million they could buy everyone… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“I hadn't understood funeral pyres before, but now I do. It's ghastly to burn someone you love but watching the smoke going… — Rosamund Lupton Copy Share Image
Some other memories of the funeral have stuck in my mind. The old boy’s face, for instance, when he caught up with… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
“Then isn't this rather all a false funeral? Can't it help you to see that there is something wrong when all the… — Lorraine Hansberry Copy Share Image
Few occasions are as joyous to small children as funerals, almost better than the big wedding blowouts that take place at night… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
“They held the funeral on the second day, with the town coming to look at Miss Emily beneath a mass of bought… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
“The Inevitable Tide by Stewart Stafford The inevitable tide comes, To claim every one of us, Whether sufficient breath of life, Is… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Stoner was one of the pallbearers at the funeral. At the services he could not keep his mind on the words the… — John Williams Copy Share Image
My situation is a solemn one: life is offered to me on the condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Adrian opened his mouth, undoubtedly ready with some inappropriate and mocking comment. Lissa gave him a sharp headshake that kept him quiet.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I think you should control yourself a little bit, so you can walk, and when you die, you can walk to your… — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
Life for the majority of the population. Is an unlovely struggle against unfair odds. Culminating in a cheap funeral. — Siegfried Sassoon Copy Share Image
“A wedding left the church and, meeting a funeral, walked three steps with the dead.” — Jamie O'Neill Copy Share Image
Absolutely no religious rites of any kind, relating to any religious faith, should be associated with my funeral — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In New Orleans, we celebrate everything. It's probably the only place you'll see people dancing in a funeral home. — Trombone Shorty Copy Share Image
I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories… — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
“Funerals seem less about comforting the souls of these dearly departed than about comforting the people they leave behind.” — Rin Chupeco Copy Share Image
I have passed the mountain peak and my soul is soaring in the firmament of Complete and unbounded freedom; I am in… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
“A funeral can go on for weeks, because few events in life are a better opportunity to tell stories.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
“Have just been run over by tram-car at Patriarch's Ponds funeral Friday three pm come. Berlioz.” — Bulgakov Copy Share Image
I mean I'm one of those people that laugh at a funeral. And it's always the worst time, but there's always a… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most people are not really scared of death. They are merely terrified of being taken to a mortuary and/or being buried or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals? — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“Six guns rattling rattling boom boom boom Words and flags folding, folding, folded The knell tolls ding ding ding ding …” — Richard L. Ratliff Copy Share Image
