“They realize that no money, no church service, no eulogy, no funeral procession no matter how elaborate can remove the legacy of… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
I know I'd rather have my mate cry on my shoulder than go to his funeral next week. So please, let's get… — Paddy Pimblett Copy Share Image
I was fantasising about my own death, I started thinking what my funeral would be like and what music would be played,… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
A wedding is a funeral which masquerades as a feast. And the greater the pageantry, the deeper the savagery. — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
It would be so much better if the critics would come, not on first nights, but on last nights, when they could… — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
Death came with friendly care; The opening bud to heaven conveyed, And bade it blossom there. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral. They have the same effect of grating incongruity as the sound of… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
But that wasn´t the first time I ever saw her. I saw her in the hallways at school, and at my mother’s… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Who dreamed that beauty passes like a dream? For these red lips, with all their mournful pride, Mournful that no new wonder… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided, but it is well for every man to… — Robert Tappan Morris Copy Share Image
Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Life should not be a funeral march to the grave. We should have the capacity for being able to lift up not… — Dennis Kucinich Copy Share Image
“Yes, you are still grieving for the fact that Olly is not loving you as you love him. But death is no… — Lucy Holliday Copy Share Image
I felt a funeral in my brain, and mourners to and fro kept treading, treading till I felt that sense was breaking… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
Emily suffers no more from pain or weakness now. She will never suffer more in this world. She is gone after a… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Republicans know well that a change of rhetorical pace is necessary. But efforts by their leaders to damp down the bellicosity of… — Alexander Cockburn Copy Share Image
It hasnt even been a week yet and I still cant grasp that you are no longer on this earth with me.… — Delaney Copy Share Image
Joy and grief are never far apart. In the same street the shutters of one house are closed, while the curtains of… — Robert Aris Willmott Copy Share Image
Weapons are the tools of violence;all decent men detest them.Weapons are the tools of fear;a decent man will avoid themexcept in the… — Laozi Copy Share Image
Grief remains one of the few things that has the power to silence us. It is a whisper in the world and… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Away with funeral music-set The pipe to powerful lips- The cup of life's for him that drinks And not for him that… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
A great soul serves everyone all the time. A great soul never dies. It brings us together again and again. — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Verily the lust for comfort murders the passion of the soul, and then walks grinning in the funeral. — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
His pear-shaped head, I could now see, was situated on top of a pear-shaped body, which his black gown caused to resemble… — Clive James Copy Share Image
I know that this is what you want. A funeral keeps both of us apart. You know that you are not alone.… — Brand New Copy Share Image
“Knowledge advances, funeral by funeral,” the economist Paul Samuelson once observed.” — Nicholas Wade Copy Share Image
About Thatcher's death: Let's privatise her funeral. Put it out on competetive tender and accept the cheapest bid. That's what she would… — Ken Loach Copy Share Image
“...no money, no church service, no eulogy,no funeral procession no matter how elaborate, can remove the legacy of a mean spirit." p… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Me and Dave Chappelle were at Charlie Murphy's funeral. I got up there and I got to preaching, and I took over… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
There was just no good way for a dead son to greet his mother almost two weeks after his funeral. — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business,”… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nature never quite goes along with us. She is somber at weddings, sunny at funerals, and she frowns on ninety-nine out of… — Alexander Smith Copy Share Image
I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. — Rodney Atkins Copy Share Image
What am I most ashamed of in my life? Not keeping my promise to my sister and being too scared of America… — Josephine Baker Copy Share Image
