“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When my wife's sister passed away, Bernie Madoff came to the funeral. That was the type of individual that we all thought… — Norman Braman Copy Share Image
“To seek the Lord, one need not disfigure his face,” he would remark. “Remember that finding God will mean the funeral of… — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
Realizing that life is precious the natural tendency is to trample on it, like laughing at a funeral. — Lester Bangs Copy Share Image
Sometimes funerals can be good. It reunites you with your cousins you haven't seen in a while. — David Burtka Copy Share Image
“when they travel, all royals bring along mourning clothes, in case a family member dies and they must rush home for the… — Christopher Andersen Copy Share Image
I used to sing at funeral homes for families that didn't have a vocalist. I didn't get paid. I needed to sing. — Anita Baker Copy Share Image
I'm not allergic to fashion. I'm just one of those people who when they put on a suit look like they're going… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“Sensei says funerals are not really for the dead. They are for those left behind. "The dead are long gone by the… — Sandy Fussell Copy Share Image
Dad was wiped from our lives. The day after he died, every photo of him disappeared from the house. It was as… — Ant Middleton Copy Share Image
I used to have an eBay addiction. I was really good at selling stuff. My sister needed to get to a funeral… — James Blunt Copy Share Image
We're living in world, stars and dust Between heaven 'n all that surrounds us We're travellers here, spirits passing through And the… — Tina Turner Copy Share Image
I have met people that said when their friend was dying, they made them promise that their funeral would be a party… — Andrew W.K Copy Share Image
One of my earliest memories was President [J.F.] Kennedy's funeral. I actually remember sitting on the floor in the living room looking… — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display excessive grief. This… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“And on a cold Sunday afternoon, he was joined in his home by a small group of friends and family for a… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
I sat in my desolation Withdrawn from all around, Feeling my life was a ruin, a failure. I was empty inside with… — Marjorie Pizer Copy Share Image
“In the emptiness that was all around me, I noticed an old tennis ball in the plantings; I picked it up and… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
A short time later, when the carpenter was taking measurements for the coffin, through the window they saw a light rain of… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
I had many, many, many death threats. I couldn't open letters for a long time, because they all had to be opened… — Hank Aaron Copy Share Image
“Pa said, "Won't you say a few words? Ain't none of our folks ever been buried without a few words." Connie led… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
God is alive. Magic is afoot. God is alive. Magic is afoot. God is afoot. Magic is alive. Alive is afoot. Magic… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
A woman who feels ugly can go to the best party and have a terrible time, but a woman who likes the… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
I played a funeral convention once. York Casket Company pays well, in case anyone's wondering! — Chris Young Copy Share Image
It amazes me that the most Christian funerals are the most barbaric funeral rites of passage that are celebrated anywhere in the… — Steve Earle Copy Share Image
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead. — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning. — Humphrey Bogart Copy Share Image
We spend our years with sighing; it is a valleyof tears; but death is the funeral of all our sorrows. — Thomas Watson Copy Share Image
“While the women talked, he did what he often did in the presence of people he didn’t particularly like; he began planning… — Jodi Thomas Copy Share Image
“*Live fast, die young, and, leave a good looking corpse.* is dumb. When dead, looks matters not. (Furthermore, the corpse will only… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Cheerfulness is the daughter of employment; and I have known a man come home in high spirits from a funeral, merely because… — William Cornelius Van Horne Copy Share Image
“Akira’s funeral wouldn’t be tasteful. There would be firecrackers and alcohol and beautiful men weeping. “Incredibly tasteful.” Jacob” — Alisha Rai Copy Share Image
The people who pretend that dying is rather like strolling into the next room always leave me unconvinced. Death, like birth, must… — J. B. Priestley Copy Share Image
“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and… — Don Shula Copy Share Image
So check our pulse keep our hearts from breaking. Beating still six feet deep. A funeral for all the love we've lost… — Kittie Copy Share Image
“We all die having lived a full life, even those who die while they are being born.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro… — Quintus Ennius Copy Share Image
![“One of my earliest memories was President [J.F.] Kennedy's funeral. I actually remember sitting on the floor in the living room looking at our black-and-white television and watching the caisson roll by and hearing the clip-clop of the horses. It's actually one of my earliest memories.” quote by Mike Pence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/68c/mike-pence-577_black_one-of-my-earliest-memories-was-presiden_480300.jpg)
