A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
We both laugh. And it feels good. A release. Like laughing at a funeral. Maybe inappropriate, but definitely needed. — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
We are not content to pass away entirely from the scenes of our delight; we would leave, if but in gratitude, a… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers!" She shouted. The Feegles stopped and stared at her. Then Rob Anybody… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Many species of wit are quite mechanical; these are the favorites of witlings, whose fame in words scarce outlives the remembrance of… — Johann Georg Ritter von Zimmermann Copy Share Image
The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it. — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton is the only ex-president who hasn't planned his own funeral. But, in his defense, in the past he has said… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Many symbols used at a funeral are designed to help those grieving understand the great mystery surrounding death and encourage them to… — Benjamin A. Saunders Copy Share Image
“The only thing I can recall is that it rained all day and all night, and that when I asked my father… — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
I am a born-again atheist, so there isn't going to be a funeral. I will be buried in a linen wrap in… — Felix Dennis Copy Share Image
If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy - if… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I have always loved the process of making the music, reading the letters from the fans who get married to my music,… — Wynonna Judd Copy Share Image
I don't share photos of people grieving leaving a funeral or outside of a hospital when a loved one is sick... You… — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
“suddenly remembered a beautiful verse by the great Lebanese philosopher Kahlil Gibran: “Mayhap a funeral among men is a wedding feast among… — Jean Sasson Copy Share Image
“You going to wear black for that funeral?” he asked, looking down at the continent-sized bruise on my arm. “What are you… — Zoya Tessi Copy Share Image
Beside him a tiny elderly woman was leaning on a cane, studying him with curiosity. Since good manners seemed to require that… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
I'd been on a road trip right out of college, with a buddy of mine. It was uneventful. We didn't get laid.… — John Travolta Copy Share Image
I had been at the newspaper for a few months. It wasn’t regarded as the paper, it was their paper. There was… — Harold Evans Copy Share Image
Dear America, I suppose we should introduce ourselves: We're South Louisiana...You probably already know that we talk funny and listen to strange… — Chris Rose Copy Share Image
There wasn't a funeral per se. I buried [Gilda Radner] 3 miles from her house that she had bought just shortly before… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
“One of the hardest things you will ever have to go through is the death of a child. The second hardest thing… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Ceremony assists people to adjust to change (a marriage ceremony does this for families), to recognize achievement (a classic example is a… — Dally Messenger Copy Share Image
“When I die I'm sure I will have a Big Funeral. Curiosity seekers... coming to see if I am really Dead or… — Mari Evans Copy Share Image
“Holy fuck,” Sully muttered, his eyes on Mike. “Funeral hook up. Didn’t know you had that in you. Impressed.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I just thought that a man, or in this case a woman, never gets too busy to attend his or her own… — Cortez Law III Copy Share Image
I shall die alone, no funeral, no beautiful Eulogy to the exquisite life I dared live. I mind not, I will go… — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to be the best man at your wedding. I have bigger goals than that! I want to be the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“After the funeral Peter couldn’t find a way back out of himself—the pain became too great for him to move at all.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
No matter how great a man is, the size of his funeral usually depends on the weather. — Rosemary Clooney Copy Share Image
In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches. — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
One of my first public performances was singing hymns at a funeral for a friend of our family. — Christopher Jackson Copy Share Image
I'm Sorry and I Apologize mean two different things when you say them at a funeral!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days. — C. Everett Koop Copy Share Image
Man's last day must ever be awaited and none to be counted happy until his death, until his last funeral rites are… — Ovid Copy Share Image
Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business,”… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nature never quite goes along with us. She is somber at weddings, sunny at funerals, and she frowns on ninety-nine out of… — Alexander Smith Copy Share Image
![“There wasn't a funeral per se. I buried [Gilda Radner] 3 miles from her house that she had bought just shortly before we met. It was an old house, old colonial house, 1734. And there were just a few friends at the funeral, a nonsectarian cemetery. And an old friend of hers from junior high school…” quote by Gene Wilder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ecd/gene-wilder-3914_buried_there-wasn-t-a-funeral-per-se-i-buried-g_2762530.jpg)
