Funeral Quote by Rachel Vincent

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.

— Rita Rudner

“When Mom and Dad die, they’re taken care of by strangers in a nursing home two towns over. The kids don’t have to see…

— Barry Eisler

No mother. Two small words, and yet within them lay a bottomless well of pain and loss, a ceaseless mourning for touches that were…

— Kristin Hannah

I certainly wanted for my mother a nice, quiet easy death like everyone else wants.

— Edmund Kemper

“If a mother is mourning not for what she has lost but for what her dead child has lost, it is a comfort to…

— C.S. Lewis

In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death

— Albert Camus

What son would not bring his mother back to life and would not bring her into paradise after her death if he could?

— Saint Francis de Sales

If the widow of a man who died without leaving issue, raises up to him a son by a member of the family ,…

— Guru Nanak

As I flew back from New Zealand to bury my mother, it occurred to me that no matter how harrowing her loss was and…

— James Nesbitt

I often wish my mother had died so that at least I could get some people's sympathy. But there she was, a perfectly beautiful…

— Yoko Ono

I take every opportunity to tell people how happy my mother is to be dead.

— Sark

I know dead mom jokes make people uncomfortable.

— Taylor Tomlinson