Funeral Quote by John Burroughs

I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided

— Robert Tappan Morris

You know all my life I've hated funerals. The fuss and bother never brings anybody back. It just spoils remembering them as they really…

— Jules Furthman

I go to museums all the time.

— Kellie Martin

I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be…

— Hedy Lamarr

Sometimes I feel like a caretaker of a museum -- a huge, empty museum where no one ever comes, and I'm watching over it…

— Haruki Murakami

I can't go any place without going to museums. It's very important for me.

— Sonia Rykiel

I felt as if I had attended the funeral of someone I didn't know.

— Pauline Kael

I done been to so many funerals.

— Jay Rock

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

— Yogi Berra

I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided, but it is well for every man to stop once…

— Robert Tappan Morris

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

Yesterday I visited the British Museum; an exceedingly tiresome affair. It quite crushes a person to see so much at once; and I wandered…

— Nathaniel Hawthorne