“It wasn’t one event, but a series of events followed by years of research adjudicated by panels of experts and committees of… — Eda J. Vor Copy Share Image
People are usually pretty hungry after a funeral. I guess it's because we all realize that time is running out and we… — Peter Hedges Copy Share Image
Hardly a book of human worth, be it heaven's own secret, is honestly placed before the reader; it is either shunned, given… — Edward Dahlberg Copy Share Image
The test of your worldview is not how you act in the good times. The test of your worldview is how you… — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
Alas, poor Yorick! How surprised he would be to see how his counterpart of today is whisked off to a funeral parlor… — Jessica Mitford Copy Share Image
Growing up, there were a lot of funerals that I attended, and the adults at the funerals went out of their way… — Bryan Fuller Copy Share Image
“Most of the funeral stuff is going to be done during daylight hours,” I said. “I’m not even going to be able… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
To die or not to die ... we really don't have a choice. We can therefore only take care of our life-body,… — Taitetsu Unno Copy Share Image
It's crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
They say funerals are not for the dead but for the living. Those rites are what permit you to move on, so… — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
If I were to kill myself. Don't you dare fucking cry. Don't come to my fucking funeral. Don't lie and say you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The wheel of Time wrote the first half of the poetry of mass destruction on the black board of the ashes of… — Manmohan Acharya Copy Share Image
You owe me!" -Stephanie "Why do I owe you?" -Joe "I caught your no good cousin." -Stephanie "Yeah and in the process… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Most souls attend their funerals and have some feelings about them, but it's such an individual event. Some souls don't care what… — Echo Bodine Copy Share Image
Weddings and funerals have so much in common (except that in Ireland funerals are more fun - better food, better drink): at… — Michael Longley Copy Share Image
Those who bequeath unto themselves a pompous funeral, are at just so much expense to inform the world of something that had… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
People need what they think of as a poem to be read at their bar mitzvah, their wedding, a funeral, whatever. And… — Joan Larkin Copy Share Image
If I'm walking down the street and someone stops me and says, "Oh! A song that you wrote meant a lot to… — Moby Copy Share Image
NBC announced that during the summer Olympics they will set a new record by airing over 1200 hours of coverage. Which is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Tear up that funeral shroud—you are going to smother yourself in it. I am beauty, I am youth, I am life—come to… — Théophile Gautier Copy Share Image
I think theres just this mystique of writing a book that appeals to people. A person has to really check their motives… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
“I would not have it understood, for a moment, that I or any of the Elders attend funerals to smother over the… — Joseph F. Smith Copy Share Image
“Sensei says funerals are not really for the dead. They are for those left behind. "The dead are long gone by the… — Sandy Fussell Copy Share Image
“Except for my daughters, I have not grieved for any death as I have grieved for his . His was a great… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when full and in fear that I will continue to eat unwanted food just because it's staring at me, I will… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
Everyone has experienced laughing at a funeral, and not even inappropriately. It could be a response to a moment of absurdity or… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, and what have you. Because if they didn't, then… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I make it a kind of pious rule to go to every funeral to which I am invited, both as I wish… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
“Lastly he looked at the face so caved and drawn among the folds of funeral cloth, the yellowed moustache, the eyelids paper… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
This is wine," Ghoolion said solemnly. "Wine is drinkable sunlight. It's the most glorious summer's day imaginable, captured in a bottle. Wine… — Walter Moers Copy Share Image
We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Put no inscription over the grave, except the date of my birth and my death; and, wherever I am buried, let the… — Isaac Butt Copy Share Image
“Today, a couple with 'just married' tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I don't want to go into a fridge at an undertaker's. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral.… — Jenny Downham Copy Share Image
I had this struggle of, what do I do to make sure my brother is still part of everything that I do?… — Taysom Hill Copy Share Image
To pay for my father's funeral I borrowed money from people he already owed money to. One called him a nobody. No,… — Philip Schultz Copy Share Image
There will be no funeral! Before I get too old and ill, I'll go to South America and live among the Pemon… — Brian Blessed Copy Share Image
“After a moment he added, "Though if you do find it necessary to execute me, I request that my funeral include a… — Curtis Craddock Copy Share Image
