April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The follies of the wise man are known to himself, but hidden from the world. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
What if April Fools day doesnt exist and its been the longest prank in History? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four… — Bubbly Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Females don't have any better April Fools' Day jokes besides 'I'm pregnant'? People wouldn't be shocked hearing that from most of you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools Day is the perfect day to say everything horrible you've wanted to say to people and then pretend it's a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Man I love april fools day eccept the part I get pranked one tip: DO NOT play pranks on ppl if u… — Harvey Mcfield Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go… — James Franco Copy Share Image
To someone good, Roses are dead, and Violets are too... If I had the power to rename Valentine's Day, I would call… — Scot Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“April Fools Day lets too many people think they are funny and so I don’t support that.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.” — Olivia Lichtenstein Copy Share Image
As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isnt it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fools Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools day is coming up but who cares cause my life is a joke every day of the year... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Happy April Fools Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
31ST OR 1ST APRIL DOESNT MATTER.. FOOL IS ALWAYS A FOOL,WISHIN U A VERY HAPPY N PROSPEROUS FOOLS DAY.. TO THE KING… — Hafsa Copy Share Image
If your April Fools Day prank this year was 'I'm pregnant' then you're an idiot and lack originality and need to go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
April Fools Day prank for a friend: post their car and phone number on craigslist for dirt cheap and watch the phone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Just a friendly reminder; Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on April Fools Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
