The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
“The first time I heard you laugh, I only wanted to say funny things so you would always be laughing. You know… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Neither man nor woman can be worth anything until they have discovered that they are fools. The sooner the discovery is made… — William Lamb, 2nd Viscount Melbourne Copy Share Image
In the days of Caesar, kings had fools and jesters. Now network presidents have anchormen. — Ted Koppel Copy Share Image
He who provides for this life, but takes no care for eternity, is wise for a moment, but a fool forever. — John Tillotson Copy Share Image
The man that gets drunk is little else than a fool, And is in the habit, no doubt, of advocating for Home… — William Topaz McGonagall Copy Share Image
nobody is such a fool as to moider away his time in the slip-slop conversation of a pack of women. — Lady Hester Stanhope Copy Share Image
For they imagined as they wished--that it was a wild shot,/ an unintended killing--fools, not to comprehend/ they were already in the… — Homer Copy Share Image
Intelligent men do not decide any subject until they have carefully examined both or all sides of it. Fools, cowards, and those… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
American tyranny has come gradually, like a slow rising river. Each of us does not realize the danger until the water comes… — Charley Reese Copy Share Image
"OK, well everyone makes a mistake, right?" But then when you think it probably happened again that's when you think: "Shame on… — Michelle Monaghan Copy Share Image
I do not support peace in the Middle East. And I do not support Arafat. He is a stupid, incompetent fool! — Muammar al-Gaddafi Copy Share Image
It will do you no harm to find yourself ridiculous. Resign yourself to be the fool you are... ...We must always take… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Better be an old maid, a woman with herself as a husband, than the wife of a fool; and Solomon more than… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
You can't fool television viewers with dancing girls and flashing lights — Bob Barker Copy Share Image
They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Many lose heaven because they are ashamed to go in a fool's coat thither. — William Gurnall Copy Share Image
A woman who is not quite a fool will forgive your being but a man, if you are surely that. . . — George Meredith Copy Share Image
People think first love is sweet, and never sweeter than when that first bond snaps. You've heard a thousand pop and country… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The intellectual mind judges a book after having read it. A fool’s mind judges a book by its title.” — Ellen J. Barrier Copy Share Image
New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty. — Pharoahe Monch Copy Share Image
Most kids are smarter than most grown-ups. Kids see the world in black and white... They look through all the garbage and… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
I rather be a fool alone then being with someone that treat me like a foool — Kevin Aka Gecko Copy Share Image