Food Quotes by Anonymous · Page 9

If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?

— Anonymous

Fine. Don't respond to my text. I like food better than I like you anyways.

— Anonymous

If vegetarians love animals so much why do they keep eating all their food?

— Anonymous

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too?

— Anonymous

Who needs one more chef in one more building with four walls and a kitchen?

— Anonymous

That awesome moment when you find an onion ring at the bottom of your fries!

— Anonymous

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

— Anonymous

People who can eat as much as they want and never gain weight, I hate you...

— Anonymous

I used to always sneak food into class to eat when I got bored...Well, not even when I was bored. I just…

— Anonymous

In 2010, I created World Central Kitchen as a way to try and help find solutions to many of the food issues…

— Anonymous

Dear future husband, when you propose to me, please don't put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat…

— Anonymous

He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in…

— Anonymous

'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first.

— Anonymous

I love to talk about cooking and recipes, but I love as much talking about how food and cooking can change the…

— Anonymous

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.

— Anonymous

Dear McDonalds cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.

— Anonymous

Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake?

— Anonymous

I can always make room in my stomach for the dessert no matter how full I am.

— Anonymous

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

— Anonymous

Fries before guys. All foods before dudes. LMAO ( I just saw that on twitter)

— Anonymous

I don't trust people that put the twist tie back on the bread...just spin it.

— Anonymous

Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy, they just careif we have food

— Anonymous

Pretending you're the host of a cooking show, when you're home alone cooking.

— Anonymous

My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food.

— Anonymous

'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...'

— Anonymous

Don't let your missteps derail you, every healthy food choice you make counts.

— Anonymous

Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.

— Anonymous

That disappointing moment when you realize dinner is something you don't like.

— Anonymous

Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we have food.

— Anonymous

Why do they call it a happy meal if it tastes like a whole lot like depression?

— Anonymous

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.

— Anonymous

Hiding your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family.

— Anonymous

That beautiful moment when you're in a restaurant and you see your food coming.

— Anonymous

“Reading without eating food is like Person standing in a war without weapons.”

— Anonymous

Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.

— Anonymous

My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to be fat.

— Anonymous

To me, what I'm interested in, in the end, is the meaning of food in our lives.

— Anonymous

I hate when Äole is ahead of me in Ljube and there is nothing to eat afterwords.

— Anonymous

Better a meal of vegetables where there is love than a fattened calf with hatred

— Anonymous

Everything tastes TERRIBLE after you brush your teeth...especially orange juice!

— Anonymous