That awkward moment when it's quiet and you're eating something crunchy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Simple ingredients prepared in a simple way - that's the best way to take your everyday cooking to a higher level. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you have an unhealthy relationship with food when your body gives you violent migraines if you skip meal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Big Mac, Large fries, and a DIET Coke? You must really be watching your calories. Don't be too hard on yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can never go with my gut feeling cause the feeling in my gut is always 'I feel so sick from all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My brother asks for something he gets it right away, I ask for food and I'm the biggest spoiled brat on this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For food to be romantic, it should be light. Too many times people plan a romantic meal, and the food is too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You Are What You Eat Take food for example. We all assume that our craving or disgust is due to something about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What a joy this book is! I love recipe books, but it’s short-lived; I enjoy the pictures for several minutes, read a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What's on the inside, beneath that sugar? Is it a bug? Is it a booger?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always say that I don't believe I'm a chef. I try to be a storyteller. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it becomes a revolutionary act to eat real food, we are in trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who share their food with me have a special place in my heart ... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The heart is cooking a pot of food for you. Be patient until it is cooked — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the relation between food and porn? You're always hungry for more! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want the type of relationship that Rick Ross has with his refrigerator. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all have that one friend that is stick thin but eats like an elephant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is there any problem that a bottle of wine and peanut butter can't solve? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He who hesitates is lunch. Life's risky near the bottom of the food chain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Life is a feast, but it’s only the food you ingest that may nourish you.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when someone takes the piece of food that you mentally claimed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
