Food Quotes by Anonymous · Page 11

I want to be successful in everything I do, but the Internet and food just distract me.

— Anonymous

I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.

— Anonymous

If I gained a calorie for every time I thought of food, I'd be the size of a blue whale.

— Anonymous

I hate finding out that theres no milk in the fridge AFTER Ive already poured my cereal.

— Anonymous

Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones.

— Anonymous

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal.

— Anonymous

I was supposed to get a nice body for summer, but there's a small problem...I like food.

— Anonymous

Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your ass before having a shit.

— Anonymous

I feel blessed to have had such a background, where animals, food raising, harvesting and canning were a natural part of life.

— Anonymous

Too many people are hungry not because there is dearth of food. It is because there is dearth of love and care…

— Anonymous

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just microwaved and your hands decide it's too…

— Anonymous

“You’re like a starving person whose stomach is shrunk up from not having any food. You’re shrunk up from not wanting nothing.”

— Anonymous

That's something I've noticed about food: whenever there's a crisis if you can get people to eating normally things get better.

— Anonymous

Putting food on other people is considered sexy. Dropping food on yourself is considered sloppy. Double standards are the worst.

— Anonymous

If youre committed to eating healthy, its time to start investigating whether your food choices are as wholesome as you believe.

— Anonymous

Two guys were walking down the street when one guy said to the other, I'm hungry, lets eat. The other guy, who…

— Anonymous

That stressful car ride home from McDonalds when you have to hold the drinks on your lap.

— Anonymous

I'd like to shake the man's hand who first thought about putting chocolate syrup in milk.

— Anonymous

Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.

— Anonymous

Food is the glue of life, it brings everyone and everything together if only for a moment.

— Anonymous

Food and the way we grow it and produce it are a major cause of environmental degradation.

— Anonymous

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.

— Anonymous

Admit it. You hide your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family.

— Anonymous

How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.

— Anonymous

Best friend never tell you the truth, but good friend told you. The TRUTH about your food .

— Anonymous

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

— Anonymous

Fake Friends- Never Ask for food Real Friends are the reasons why you dont have food. Ect...

— Anonymous

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

— Anonymous

I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last three pieces are like, Bitch, catch me if you can!

— Anonymous

If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people.

— Anonymous

Willard; where you can find healthy food such as cabbage and unhealthy things such as heroin.

— Anonymous

Went to Wendy's, ordered a Baconater... they forget the bacon... how the hell do you do that!?

— Anonymous

I think Im starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home.

— Anonymous

What must it be like, I wonder, to live in a world where food appears at the press of a button?

— Anonymous

I have finally come to terms with the fact that I will never get the correct cereal-milk ratio.

— Anonymous

My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!'

— Anonymous

They should have a name for that moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant...

— Anonymous

What do you call a group of people where two people are thinking of Love & all other are thinking of food? . . . . . . . . WEDDING

— Anonymous

The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like the food, but you have to pretend…

— Anonymous

The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesnt…

— Anonymous