One catches more flies with a spoonful of honey that with twenty casks of vinegar. — Henry IV of France Copy Share Image
The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
“The masses of flies over the dirt do not state their unity; it is the dirt that brings them together.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
And if you say a word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing… — John Malkovich Copy Share Image
He would say that God had given him a tail to keep the flies off, but that he would sooner have had… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“The flies were teaching an advanced seminar in philosophy as they crawled up the crack of my ass” — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The difference between a mosquito and a slut, when you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
“Mosquitos prefer to bite children rather than adults - and prefer blondes to brunettes!” — Jack Goldstein Copy Share Image
It is difficult, but intriguing, to imagine seeing the world as a fly might. First, flies don't have nearly the same visual… — Michael Dickinson Copy Share Image
When I was young I used to smother myself with olive oil mixed with a dash of vinegar to keep the flies… — Stephanie Beacham Copy Share Image
It is best not to swat at the fly's starting position, but rather to aim a bit forward of that to anticipate… — Michael Dickinson Copy Share Image
How do I let go of Maplewood? It's like Shangri-la. It's so culturally diverse, and all my children are adopted - a… — Christine Ebersole Copy Share Image
When we got down to the Super Bowl in '85, against the Patriots, we're down there on the field checking things out.… — William Perry Copy Share Image
“It's like Eldridge Kestenbaum always says - you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar." "Horse manure catches more flies than… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Hundreds of stupid flies gather On a piece of rotten meat, Enjoying, they think, a delicious feast. This image fits with the… — 7th Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
“(Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey's) Whenever I watch TV and see those poor… — Mad Magazine Editors Copy Share Image
“Some flies and gnats were sitting on my paper and this disturbed me; I breathed on them to make them go, then… — Knut Hamsun Copy Share Image
“SUMMER twilight brings the mosquito. In fact, when we go far north or far south, we have him with us both by… — Horace Kephart Copy Share Image
“Flies are of course always irksome, but the Australian variety distinguishes itself with its very particular persistence. If an Australian fly wants… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“I had gone no more than a dozen feet when I was joined by a fly—smaller and blacker than a housefly. It… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
