It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to… — Sinead O'Connor Copy Share Image
Amazed, Fat said, "She's decomposing and yet she's still giving birth?" "Only to monsters," Dr. Stone said. — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
I used to weigh myself every day at a certain time of day. Then I would write down the number and measure… — Katherine Heigl Copy Share Image
[To Oleg Cassini:] Just make sure no one has exactly the same dress I do ... I want all of mine to… — Jackie Kennedy Copy Share Image
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I do think sometimes when scrolling through the TV and there's something on and I look at it and I think oh,… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
Each spice has a special day to it. For turmeric it is Sunday, when light drips fat and butter-colored into the bins… — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni Copy Share Image
I don't know what happened. One minute, I was dreamin' about a fat piece of George Clooney and a hot date with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We see clear evidence repeated in many studies that higher intake of trans fats is associated with higher risk of heart disease,… — Walter Willett Copy Share Image
The single most useful ingredient on the planet. In a pinch you can scramble them and call it dinner. But it only… — Ruth Reichl Copy Share Image
The career I chose was a drama major in college, at Yale, when I played a 90-year-old woman. One of my most… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
As women, we can't look old. We can't be fat. We're supposed to look like the 14-year-old models in Vogue, who are… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
So what if Brian made me feel like fireworks were going off inside me. He could also make me feel like a… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
My parents both had Oxford degrees, they read important books, spoke foreign languages, drank real coffee and went to museums for pleasure.… — Arabella Weir Copy Share Image
You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
To take pride in a library kills it. Then, its motive power shifts over to the critical if admiring visitor, and apologies… — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
What I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists. — Diego Maradona Copy Share Image
It is silly to call fat people ''gravitationally challenged'' - a self-righteous fetishism of language which is no more than a symptom… — Terry Eagleton Copy Share Image
Well, no athlete respects a big, fat coach who's going to stand there and rest the watch on his stomach. — Arthur Lydiard Copy Share Image
Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
Making love to a fat woman sure is a treat, because I'm here to tell you that meat hold heat. — Chick Willis Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Love set you going like a fat gold watch. The midwife slapped your footsoles, and your bald cry Took its place among… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Who cares if there are lumps on my thighs? I'm guilty of having human legs made up of fat, muscle, and skin,… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
I have known men who have been sold and bought a hundred times, who have only got very fat and very comfortable… — Ouida Copy Share Image
There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice. — Joe Mantegna Copy Share Image
I hope something happens. I'm restless as the devil and have a horror of getting fat or falling in love and growing… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Growth that adds volume without improving productivity is fat. Growth that diminishes productivity is cancer. — Peter Drucker Copy Share Image
Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Fat noses have no place in the Hindi film industry. But it is not so in the West - otherwise, Anthony Quinn… — Om Puri Copy Share Image
“Trans fats ruin liver function. They wreak havoc on blood lipids. They destroy insulin sensitivity.” — Robb Wolf Copy Share Image
Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them. — James D. Watson Copy Share Image
I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
I like fat girls. A woman can never be too poor or too fat. I'd take a poor fat girl over a… — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image