“John ducked casually across some DO NOT DUCK CASUALLY ACROSS THIS TAPE tape” — David Wong Tape Copy Share Image
“THE END IS NOT NEAR IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED WE JUST DIDN'T CARE” — David Wong Happened Copy Share Image
If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard? — David Wong Double Copy Share Image
“Yep. Thanks for calling us, Drake. You’re the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man.” — David Wong Drake Copy Share Image
“I'm scared David" "That's good, because there's lots to be afraid of” — David Wong Afraid Copy Share Image
The phrase 'sodomized by a bratwurst poltergeist' suddenly flew through my mind. — David Wong Flew Copy Share Image
No, I don't, like, play an instrument or anything.I'm just...well, you saw me at the beginning there. I was the guy that… — David Wong Down and Copy Share Image
“You don't realize how terrifying the world can be for someone like that, someone who would rather stay in a familiar hole… — David Wong Terrifying Copy Share Image
“I tried to say something cool, wound up stammering something like, “WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME?” The end kind of trailed off… — David Wong Horror Copy Share Image
“English should have a word for that feeling you get when you first wake up in a strange room and have no… — David Wong Feeling Copy Share Image
“I said, “This could not be any stupider.” John said, “Dave, you remember the words to ‘Camel Holocaust’?” “Ah, once again, you… — David Wong Prove me wrong Copy Share Image
“I closed my eyes and let out a breath that smelled like I’d eaten an entire wet dog and washed it down… — David Wong Smelled Copy Share Image
“He had braces, sported a black Limp Bizkit Tshirt. Limp Bizkit is a band that was popular at the time. If you’re… — David Wong Limp bizkit Copy Share Image
Which would prove I'm a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to… — David Wong Fighting Copy Share Image
“I don’t know how they catch the birds. I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can’t fly because if it could, it… — David Wong Spider Copy Share Image
“If somebody comes on TV and says everything is great and wonderful, you don’t believe it, you say they’re blowing smoke up… — David Wong Blowing smoke Copy Share Image
“Marconi said, "I see you have your instruments. Can any of you sing? The old spirituals work best." John said, "I can… — David Wong Music making Copy Share Image
“I said, "And then, when those all-American Joes get out and some of them fucking turn into monsters? What happens then?" Amy… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Amy said, "So, you're making a flamethrower?" "Amy, we gotta be prepared. We don't know what we'll find in that place, but… — David Wong David-wong Copy Share Image
“That whole bit was something John had come up with, the man having a terrible habit of carrying out his drunken 3:00… — David Wong Drunken Copy Share Image
“She was a hippie. I could tell, even dressed in a red prisoner jumpsuit. She had some haphazard braids in her hair,… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“On his way out he turned and said, "And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and… — David Wong Closed The Door Copy Share Image
“I had gotten hungry for bratwurst and had been walking toward the entrance of one of the four McDonald's franchises in Undisclosed… — David Wong Bratwurst Copy Share Image
“I was going back and reading Marconi’s last book again, and there’s this part that always gets me. He points out that… — David Wong Books Copy Share Image
Different moralities must share some general features if they are to perform their functions of coordinating beings having particular kinds of motivations.… — David Wong Character Copy Share Image
“I stared at the price tags and thought, Why don’t you fucking kill yourself? I have that thought a lot, actually. Hey,… — David Wong Food stamps Copy Share Image
I argue for a relational conception of the person as a basis for an environmental ethic that can encourage us to preserve… — David Wong Arguing Copy Share Image
“All right, but you know Star Trek, and ‘Beam me up, Scotty’? How they can teleport people around?” “Yeah. The transporters.” “Do… — David Wong Computers Copy Share Image
“Miss," John interrupted. "We have reason to believe your dog was possessed by some kind of Hell demon. Has Molly ever spoken… — David Wong Question Copy Share Image
“From day one it was like society was this violent, complicated dance and everybody had taken lessons but me. Knocked to the… — David Wong Conspiracy theories Copy Share Image
“He made the engine growl and told the headlights to fuck the night.” — David Wong Told Headlights Copy Share Image
“John. I would ask you what you are doing, but I fear you would actually tell me.” — David Wong Fear Copy Share Image
“I didn’t cry. And if you think I did, good luck proving it, asshole.” — David Wong Good luck Copy Share Image
