Went to the grocery store, got everything on my list and went up to the checkout. I put a bag of pet… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I've had women who move to the towns I'm living in, just pack up and move there, never even met 'em before,… — GG Allin Copy Share Image
Evie ” came his faint whisper “I’m going to your mother see…she’s got ’em to leave a back door open…so I can… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em. — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
And what do you really do? asked Tiffany. The thin witch hesitatied for a moment, and then: We look to ... the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I think it's important to raise your kids, start 'em early. Teaching them the values and morals, so when they get out… — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
With old inflation riding the headlines, I have read till I am bleary-eyed, and I can't get head from tails of the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I have chosen a different path when talking about the failings of the Republican leadership. I don't make it personal, and many… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
People have a bad habit of blaming the victims. Damn Jews! If hadn't been for them the Nazis wouldn't have exterminated 'em… — Ward Churchill Copy Share Image
I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar.… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Hold'em - like life itself - has its defining moment. It's the flop. When you see the flop, you're looking at 71… — Lou Krieger Copy Share Image
Days go by I can feel 'em flying like a hand out the window in the wind! — Keith Urban Copy Share Image
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole We heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold' Jumped… — Eminem Copy Share Image
The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you see anyone from about sixteen to sixty-five and they’re male, shoot ’em. Kill every male you see. — Chris Kyle Copy Share Image
Them sportswriters don't even know how to put uniforms on, most of 'em. — Eric Dickerson Copy Share Image
It's triumphant for someone to wake up to life. I feel a tremendous sense of liberation. You want to be able to… — Meg Ryan Copy Share Image
A tragedy's first act is crowded with supporting players: witnesses crimping their faces, policemen scribbling in pads and making radio calls, EMS… — Darin Strauss Copy Share Image
Ela acreditava em anjo e, porque acreditava, eles existiam" | "She believed in angels, and, because she believed, they existed — Clarice Lispector Copy Share Image
