Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Each week I pack my bag and travel the country, I go to people who write me and tell me their problems.… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
So are you an inmate or a rubbernecker?" she asks. "Rubbernecker," I answer without hesitation. "You?" "I'm a screw. Or on staff,… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
So, naturalists observe, a flea; Hath smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller fleas to bite 'em, And so… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
I’m not trying to turn you into cowboys, I’m just trying to get you better coordinated, get your horse used to things,… — Buck Brannaman Copy Share Image
Life is real, reality is not a dream. Those who chose to sleep...I wake em up, Cause you're sleepin with your mouth… — King Sun Copy Share Image
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em But you won't take the sting out… — Eminem Copy Share Image
Declare war on passivity. Hush the inner voice that insists you're over the hill, past your prime, unworthy of attaining those dreams.… — J. C. Hutchins Copy Share Image
Some things in life, you don't get. You gotta go take it... Or you'll never have'em. — Eric Thomas Copy Share Image
Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?" Mort thought for a moment. "No," he said… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
These times are too progressive. Everything has changed too fast. Railroads and telegraphs and kerosene and coal stoves -- they're good to… — Laura Ingalls Wilder Copy Share Image
I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I'm not a gangster, I'm not a thug.. I'm just me and if I feel like someone is trying to hurt me..… — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
Candidates have been telling you that if elected they would 'pull you from this bog hole of financial misery.' Now is a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I am not much about rules, I like to break 'em and don't like to make 'em. — Carson Kressley Copy Share Image
I don't watch my films. I've seen 'em enough after cutting them and putting the music on. I don't ever want to… — John Carpenter Copy Share Image
Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to… — Charlie Daniels Copy Share Image
I don't have to run from none of these fighters. If I want to keep my defense tight and break em' down… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love holidays in New York. I love `em. I want to celebrate something all the time and New York has holidays… — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
Clap, clap, let em fall slow. I know you had your fears, you can let em all go — Drake Copy Share Image
I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em. — Satchel Paige Copy Share Image
He just explained that he just wanted to help people and that was his way of helping people of, you know, being… — Manti Te'o Copy Share Image
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