Here she comes now, say, Mony, Mony. Shoot 'em down, turn around, come on, Mony. — Tommy James Copy Share Image
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My eyebrows make a more profound impact on other people than they do on me. I just let 'em grow. — Peter Gallagher Copy Share Image
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There are many examples of women that have excelled in learning, and even in war, but this is no reason we should… — Bernard de Mandeville Copy Share Image
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There were always more Negroes in the field than there was Negroes in the house. The Negro in the field caught hell.… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
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