We're complex human beings. I can wear a leather dress and still have an 8-year-old and wipe up the eggs that are… — Bozoma Saint John Copy Share Image
The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it? — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first." — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Do you see this egg? With this you can topple every theological theory, every church or temple in the world. — Denis Diderot Copy Share Image
I never wanted to go to drama school. I thought that was too many eggs in one basket. — Juno Temple Copy Share Image
“I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural politician.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same… — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let guys between your leggs They say your hot they say your fine but 9… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I quite like eggs,” I replied firmly, well aware that the enchantments he described would all turn strange and sour, even deadly,… — Margaret Rogerson Copy Share Image
There is a dessert dish in Austria called Kaiserschmarrn - it's kind of like a sweet raisin pancake with eggs and sugar.… — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
As an artiste, I like things to be interactive and like the audience to get involved in cracking the code, as it… — Rakshit Shetty Copy Share Image
Why writers write I do not know. As well ask why a hen lays an egg or why a cow stands patiently… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“Eggs are one of the most allergenic foods, affecting approximately 2–3 percent of the entire population (compared with the approximately 6 percent… — Sarah Ballantyne Copy Share Image
I love mayonnaise. It's one of the first lessons I teach my cooking students. Turning eggs and oil into an emulsion -… — Samin Nosrat Copy Share Image
“My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon… — Varsha Bajaj Copy Share Image
Genius detects through the fly, through the caterpillar, through the grub, through the egg, the constant individual; through countless individuals the fixed… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
... both individuals and companies are using the Netherlands as a haven for productive activity. ... This is good news for all… — Daniel J. Mitchell Copy Share Image
I always like to start my morning with a good amount of fruit. I really like pineapple, particularly because of the enzymes… — Cynthia Nixon Copy Share Image
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do,… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Because whipping an atlas at Jackson's head while he was flirt-touching that Frankie girl in geography would have been very satisfying. And… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and people wake up. Coffee is swilled and… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
The irresolute man flecks from one egg to another, so hatches nothing. — Owen Feltham Copy Share Image
I can't guarantee a husband, but by freezing my eggs, I can guarantee kids. — Andi Dorfman Copy Share Image
Braising eggs in a flavoursome, aromatic sauce is all the rage. It is warming and comforting, ideal for the morning when you… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
I grew up in Italy, and our country is a country of great agriculture and food produce. It wasn't like I was… — Isabella Rossellini Copy Share Image
War is only glorious when you buy it in the Daily Mail and enjoy it at the breakfast table. It goes splendidly… — Geoffrey Studdert Kennedy Copy Share Image
I am the outcast come home to roost and the eggs of tomorrow are incubating in my fame. You hate me, you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A hen's egg is, quite simply, a work of art, a masterpiece of design and construction with, it has to be said,… — Delia Smith Copy Share Image
I don't believe the fertilised egg can be equated with the sort of human life that you and I represent, or our… — Robert Winston Copy Share Image
I should not like to preach to a congregation who all believed as I believe. I would as lief preach to a… — Edwin Hubbel Chapin Copy Share Image
Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
In fact, in 1724 the Western world learned that women were co-creators of life that's when it was discovered that women had… — John Shelby Spong Copy Share Image
I'm not a vegetarian, but while I don't want to defend it, I try to be mindful about the amount of animal… — Lisa Hanawalt Copy Share Image
It's embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings. — John Green Copy Share Image
Hard-boiled eggs are wonderful when they're really done right. I bring the water to a boil, and then I put in the… — Alice Waters Copy Share Image
Is it a spiral of water in the tragic gleam of a revolver, an egg, a glistening arc or the floodgate of… — Tristan Tzara Copy Share Image
Like Christmas, Easter has lost much of its religious meaning in popular culture. Ask your average kid what the holiday is about… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
