Eggs Quotes · Page 18

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a…

— Tim Vine

The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away.

— Fisher Ames

“It's all eggs and milk in here, and those have expiration dates, so.”

— Terra Elan McVoy

Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!

— Diana Wynne Jones

I've learned, after my first trade in San Antonio, that you don't put all your eggs in one basket in a place.

— George Hill

Put all your eggs in one basket... the handle's going to break. Then all you've got is scrambled eggs.

— Anonymous

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt.

— Rudyard Kipling

You can get an Egg McMuffin all day; you just can't get the hamburger all day.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

When you consider the many ways in which people have to make a living every day when they wake up, I figure…

— Casey Affleck

I hope his wife feeds him [Clarence Thomas, Justice, U.S. Supreme Court] lots of eggs and butter and he dies early like…

— Julianne Malveaux

I always cook meats on low and things like eggs or cakes on high, because things with eggs in them you want…

— Michele Scicolone

We were developing a machine that used egg white, heat and sugar to synthesize methanol when a power surge caused an implosion.…

— Jasper Fforde

My mother doesn't cook; my grandmother didn't cook. Her kids were raised by servants. They would joke about Sunday night dinner. It…

— Katharine Weymouth

Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let guys between your leggs They say your hot they say your fine but 9…

— Anonymous

“I quite like eggs,” I replied firmly, well aware that the enchantments he described would all turn strange and sour, even deadly,…

— Margaret Rogerson

There is a dessert dish in Austria called Kaiserschmarrn - it's kind of like a sweet raisin pancake with eggs and sugar.…

— Lindsey Vonn

Brahms once remarked that the mark of an artist is how much he throws away. Nature, the great creator, is always throwing…

— Stephen Nachmanovitch

The life that is demanding to be born is limitless. Nature is a spendthrift. Look at the fish and their millions of…

— Jack London

This is my breakfast: Two poached eggs, turkey bacon, and a half avocado. The yolks in a poached egg are alkalizing. Avocados…

— April Bowlby

You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving!" our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out…

— Dave Barry

I can remember the day when all that a professor was supposed to do was to mark "C minus" on students' examination…

— Robert Benchley

“It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for a bird…

— C. S. Lewis

So when I was tasked with developing a zucchini fritter recipe even I could love, I stole a trick from my mother's…

— Sohla El-Waylly

“Early as it was, every one had breakfasted, and my basin of bread and milk was put on the oven-top to await…

— Elizabeth Gaskell

If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket

— Bobby Robson

It is very hard to shave an egge. [It is very hard to shave an egg.]

— George Herbert

To be born in a duck's nest, in a farmyard, is of no consequence to a bird, if it is hatched from…

— Hans Christian Andersen

Scrambled eggs are so simple, but they don't wait or taste better cold!

— Alex Guarnaschelli

My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

— Tim Conway

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

— Jack Handey

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

— Robert Orben

I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

— Anonymous

A young woman in her teens has about 300,000 eggs in her ovaries. By the time she is menopausal, none are left.

— Robert Winston

Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs.

— Dallas Willard

Besides, Weebles are too hard to draw - they just end up looking like eggs, not people.

— Jesse James Garrett

I like not to feel that all my eggs are in one basket, or I get nervous.

— Paloma Faith

We're complex human beings. I can wear a leather dress and still have an 8-year-old and wipe up the eggs that are…

— Bozoma Saint John

The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness.

— Mel Brooks

Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

— Doug Stanhope

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

— Robert Breault