Eggs Quotes · Page 17

If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket

— Bobby Robson

It is very hard to shave an egge. [It is very hard to shave an egg.]

— George Herbert

To be born in a duck's nest, in a farmyard, is of no consequence to a bird, if it is hatched from…

— Hans Christian Andersen

Scrambled eggs are so simple, but they don't wait or taste better cold!

— Alex Guarnaschelli

My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

— Tim Conway

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

— Jack Handey

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

— Robert Orben

I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

— Anonymous

I always cook meats on low and things like eggs or cakes on high, because things with eggs in them you want…

— Michele Scicolone

My mother doesn't cook; my grandmother didn't cook. Her kids were raised by servants. They would joke about Sunday night dinner. It…

— Katharine Weymouth

Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let guys between your leggs They say your hot they say your fine but 9…

— Anonymous

“I quite like eggs,” I replied firmly, well aware that the enchantments he described would all turn strange and sour, even deadly,…

— Margaret Rogerson

There is a dessert dish in Austria called Kaiserschmarrn - it's kind of like a sweet raisin pancake with eggs and sugar.…

— Lindsey Vonn

As an artiste, I like things to be interactive and like the audience to get involved in cracking the code, as it…

— Rakshit Shetty

Why writers write I do not know. As well ask why a hen lays an egg or why a cow stands patiently…

— H. L. Mencken

“Eggs are one of the most allergenic foods, affecting approximately 2–3 percent of the entire population (compared with the approximately 6 percent…

— Sarah Ballantyne

You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving!" our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out…

— Dave Barry

“It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for a bird…

— C. S. Lewis

So when I was tasked with developing a zucchini fritter recipe even I could love, I stole a trick from my mother's…

— Sohla El-Waylly

“Early as it was, every one had breakfasted, and my basin of bread and milk was put on the oven-top to await…

— Elizabeth Gaskell

Genius detects through the fly, through the caterpillar, through the grub, through the egg, the constant individual; through countless individuals the fixed…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween,…

— Bill Maher

... both individuals and companies are using the Netherlands as a haven for productive activity. ... This is good news for all…

— Daniel J. Mitchell

I always like to start my morning with a good amount of fruit. I really like pineapple, particularly because of the enzymes…

— Cynthia Nixon

A young woman in her teens has about 300,000 eggs in her ovaries. By the time she is menopausal, none are left.

— Robert Winston

Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs.

— Dallas Willard

Besides, Weebles are too hard to draw - they just end up looking like eggs, not people.

— Jesse James Garrett

I like not to feel that all my eggs are in one basket, or I get nervous.

— Paloma Faith

We're complex human beings. I can wear a leather dress and still have an 8-year-old and wipe up the eggs that are…

— Bozoma Saint John

The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness.

— Mel Brooks

Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

— Doug Stanhope

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

— Robert Breault

Do you see this egg? With this you can topple every theological theory, every church or temple in the world.

— Denis Diderot

I never wanted to go to drama school. I thought that was too many eggs in one basket.

— Juno Temple

“I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural politician.”

— Jarod Kintz

Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same…

— Peg Bracken

The irresolute man flecks from one egg to another, so hatches nothing.

— Owen Feltham

I can't guarantee a husband, but by freezing my eggs, I can guarantee kids.

— Andi Dorfman

I love mayonnaise. It's one of the first lessons I teach my cooking students. Turning eggs and oil into an emulsion -…

— Samin Nosrat

“My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon…

— Varsha Bajaj