Dumb Quotes · Page 38

It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so…

— Tina Fey

I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's…

— George W. Bush

You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical…

— Judy Holliday

“People are not dumb. They feel if you want rather to lead them than to love them.”

— Alin Sav

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.

— Mindy Kaling

Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the…

— Julie Klausner

Sometimes it's better to have a benign dictator than a dumb democracy, to be honest.

— Serj Tankian

It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.

— Charlaine Harris

Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all…

— Frank Zappa

When you're young, you look at television and think, there's a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when…

— Steve Jobs

Don't be bitter and mean 'couse you don’t fit in, it’s a GIFT. Look at you. you’ve got your individuality, you don’t…

— Courtney Love

At night the sky was very near, sprawled in star smoke and gamma cataclysms, but she didn't see it the way she…

— Don DeLillo

One of the first lessons a necromancer learns is the art of playing dumb. Of course, one problem with playing dumb is…

— Kelley Armstrong

If I come up with rules or limitations it focuses me in a direction. And those rules can change if you realize…

— Trent Reznor

Sometimes along the way in my life I don't want a smart woman right now, I want a dumb woman. But then…

— Gerard Butler

A man who is furnished with arguments from the mint, will convince his antagonist much sooner than one who draws them from…

— Joseph Addison

When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.

— Jennifer Crusie

It takes a dumb person to make a smart one a pretty person to make an ugly one and a real one…

— Anonymous

If you have an overbearing and controlling boyfriend or girlfriend I feel sorry for you, because you're dumb enough to put up…

— Anonymous

Sometimes I do smart things. Sometimes I do dumb things. Most of the time I don't do anything.

— Gorilla Rising Hintz

The world is always ending, and the end is always being averted, by love or foolishness or just plain old dumb luck.

— Neil Gaiman

I felt dumb and subdued. Every time I tried to concentrate, my mind glided off, like a skater, into a large empty…

— Sylvia Plath

I'm smarter than the average; I just act dumb. That's what gets people's attention; you act dumb, you get people's attention.

— Gilbert Arenas

I thought I was so strong til he broke my heart. All I could think of was why I was so dumb.

— Anonymous

I do not own a cellphone; I do not use a cellphone. I do not have a phone. No. Phone. Not even…

— Steve Hilton

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.

— Jake Gyllenhaal

Dont let little dumb bitchs get into your better than that GET THE FACT STRAIGHT

— Me(=

You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella.

— Tracy Morgan

Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it's just a few idiots. Isn't. It's the country.

— Ta-Nehisi Coates

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.

— Yogi Berra

“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I don't know if many people realize that Dolph Lundgren is a chemical engineer. He's not a dumb blond guy. This guy…

— Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

So many shows out there dumb-down the country. It's so admirable to be part of a show that wants people to think.

— David Krumholtz

The doctrine of thrift for the poor is dumb and cruel, like advising them to try and lift themselves by their bootstraps.

— Norman Thomas

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

— Oscar Wilde

“That you're Borges.' Manny laughed. 'Of course you are, you dumb shit. That's the whole point.”

— James Sallis

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!

— Bill Maher

We all do this when someone we have no feelings for tells us they love us...WE PLAY DUMB!

— Solene Gemtessa

Stupidity is like art. Everyone can do it, but only the truly gifted are masters at it.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Supposing you are a lady so completely dumb that the dogs in the street do not think you are worth growling at.”

— Flann O'Brien