Dumb Quotes · Page 36

“A brick could be used as a middle name. But who’d be dumb enough to do that, when it would clearly make…

— Jarod Kintz

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.

— Dan Duva

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I…

— George W. Bush

Askhole A person that constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

— Wandini

People only go by looks. If you have big breasts it doesn't mean that you are dumb.

— Motsi Mabuse

We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show.

— Alia Shawkat

Well I'm not dumb, but I can't understand why she walked like a woman, but talked like a man.

— Ray Davies

You say that you over me, you always end up under me. You know how it goes don't be crazy don't act…

— Drake

Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb…

— John Marston

“I'm going away anyway. I am. Do you hear me? I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I am not,…

— Maxine Hong Kingston

I bought a company in the mid-'90s called Dexter Shoe and paid $400 million for it. And it went to zero. And…

— Warren Buffett

Men do really dumb things. We see weapons of mass destruction where there are none. We over-emphasize sports. We place athletic achievement…

— Jason Whitlock

Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb…

— David Cross

I know of three ways to recognize another writer: Writers are shamelessly nosy. Writers tell good stories, even about dumb old, daily…

— Joyce Thompson

When you're the guy behind the camera, you're aware of the reasons for the compromises or the changes that get made. As…

— Casey Affleck

I remember, when I was a young guy in the SEAL teams, I was very afraid of making mistakes and looking stupid…

— Jocko Willink

not one escaped to tell the fall of Alamo, The hundred & fifty are dumb yet at Alamo.

— Walt Whitman

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

— David Sarnoff

Chance. Stupid, dumb, blind chance. Just a part of the strange mechanism of the world, with its fits and coughs and starts…

— Lauren Oliver

claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here

— Rachel Caine

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.

— Daniel Johns

But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things.

— Jack Kerouac

Nobody ever thought of me as dumb. They always knew me as cerebral, a thinking person. Educated and so on. But I…

— Zeenat Aman

“You are not dumb, Yevette. All of us who have got this far, all of us who have survived- how can we…

— Chris Cleave

“His lips rise. “I usually dumb down around the intellectually deficient so I don’t come off like a complete prick.” I think…

— Krista Ritchie

Sometimes,well,all the time,I can't think of what to say because I'm so dumb and stuff,and then maybe I think of it like…

— Catherine Gilbert Murdock

America eats its youth like reptiles...Educat e yourself before they dumb you down.

— Ice Cube

“Wilson? He thinks she goes to see her sister in New York. He's so dumb he doesn't know he's alive.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political,…

— Sarah Silverman

You can have an idea that everyone else thinks is dumb, and it's still a good idea.

— Ryan North

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

— Jessica Simpson

I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do.

— Muddy Waters

I'm going to be honest with you - I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?

— John F. Kerry

And I am dumb to tell the lover's tomb How at my sheet goes the same crooked worm.

— Anonymous

Whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it’s like-you just feel dumb. It’s just so stupid.

— Johnny Depp

If you're planning on ditching someone don't post things on Facebook that you are hanging with someone else...dumb.

— Anonymous

America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive.

— Johnny Depp

Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman.

— Lawrence Schiller

I used to get angry at how dumb people were, then I realized its not their fault I'm way smarter than them.

— Anonymous

People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't.

— Jim Norton