Dumb Quotes · Page 34

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.

— Vlade Divac

The advantage of wisdom is that you can play dumb. The opposite is more difficult.

— Kurt Tucholsky

People around the NBA really think that I'm dumb or stupid. But people that know me know that I'm actually very intelligent.

— JaVale McGee

There are many dumb ways to die. But, there is only one dumb way to live: Alone.

— Anonymous

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.

— Keanu Reeves

There are no things man was not meant to know. There are, perhaps, things man is too dumb to figure out, but…

— Michael Kurland

I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

— Jacques Le Blanc

The myth of the strong black woman is the other side of the coin of the myth of the beautiful dumb blonde.

— Eldridge Cleaver

He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said. “I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for…

— Janet Evanovich

I don't hold on to fear as much as I used to, because I've learned a lot about genuinely not caring what…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

Choosing happiness is a scary thing. Choosing love is a scary thing. When I was in the war, not only did I…

— Loung Ung

'Smart growth' destroys the environment. 'Dumb growth' destroys the environment. The only difference is that 'smart growth' does it with good taste.…

— Albert Allen Bartlett

When Clark Gable, MGM's most popular and famous leading man asked for a percentage of the profits from his films, he was…

— Jeanine Basinger

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. ?Bet you the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make…

— Greg Camp

Four circles to the kissing come, The smaller are the benter. The bend is just the inverse of The distance from the…

— Frederick Soddy

I believe if I should die, And you should kiss my eyelids where I lie Cold, dead, and dumb to all the…

— Mary Ashley Townsend

I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his…

— Lynda Barry

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

— Adam Sandler

“Intent on prayer, she has a dumb girl's sweet piercing way of putting her whole body into one thing at a time.”

— John Updike

Each time I read a book, I cataloged the parts that struck me dumb with envy and admiration for their beauty and…

— Jack Gantos

I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.

— Quentin Tarantino

The pencil and computer are, if left to their own devices, equally dumb and only as good as the person driving them.

— Norman Foster

There's this notion that artists are supposed to be dumb and frivolous. I completely disagree with that.

— Lauren Jauregui

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.

— Jim Gaffigan

Tom Tom, direct me to that money please. Square sponge, fuckin' dumb, yeah your grades is under C.

— Mac Miller

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

— Scott Adams

It looked like just the sort of family Americans dream of having: dumb and loving.

— Walter Kirn

“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.”

— Lance Manion

O thou, whose days are yet all spring, Faith, blighted once, is past retrieving; Experience is a dumb, dead thing; The victory's…

— James Russell Lowell

Consider Palin for President? The most powerful job on earth? You don't give the dumb cheerleader the Uzi. That's in the Bible.

— Christopher Titus

When I was making 'Bourne Identity,' I wasn't making a dumb action movie like they were expecting it to be.

— Doug Liman

At the bottom there is no perfect history; there is none such conceivable. All past centuries have rotted down, and gone confusedly…

— Thomas Carlyle

Its not bad to be a dumb¦ half of the world is dependent on a machine with zero IQ.. !

— Ritu Ghatourey

I think the guy who tells you he knows about music is really dumb, or he's lying to himself.

— Allan Holdsworth

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm…

— Paris Hilton

Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb.

— Joyce Carol Oates

Girls who fake a pregnancy just to keep their boyfriend from breaking up with them are just dumb!

— Anonymous

“No b****** ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb b****** die…

— George S. Patton

The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder.

— Tim McCarver

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how…

— Jack Black