Dumb Quotes · Page 32

When you're a little bit dumb and naive things get done that no one believed could be done.

— John Peterman

You never think of being in that conversation for the triple crown. You don't even dream about that. It's a dumb dream.…

— Christian Yelich

So what, I'm living in a park. Parks are beautiful. I'm a musician. And I'm tired of dumb people who don't know…

— Jaco Pastorius

You callin' me dumb, too, huh? I know I'm dumb: Different, Unique Marvelous Beauty

— Guardian

My favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. It's a classic and I can pretty much recite the entire movie.

— Derek Holland

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes…

— Jessica Simpson

I take them 8 to 80, dumb, crippled, and crazy. Crisp and clean with no caffeine, and a pair of spandex or…

— Big Daddy Kane

It's well known that many girls have a tendency to dumb down when they're in middle school.

— Sally Ride

An all encompassing uncertainty on the part of any person is either a sign of utter stupidity or extreme intelligence. Only the…

— Derek R. Audette

Pity the nation whose statesman is a fox, whose philosopher is a juggler, and whose art is the art of patching and…

— Khalil Gibran

I try to write for highest common denominator. I don't write for dumb people. I figure if everybody doesn't get it, that's…

— Paul Westerberg

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd…

— Mariah Carey

The thought of people in this day and age sitting down to listen to a radio variety show on Saturday evening is…

— Garrison Keillor

Before my dad passed away, I would miss a lot of baby showers and weddings, sacrificed a lot of family and friend…

— Ali Wong

Sometimes I'll have an end in mind, but it's always false, always corny, just a dumb idea anyone could have, sitting on…

— Charles D'Ambrosio

It doesn't even feel like racism is real. It just feels like the weirdest ploy, like we're just being had on so…

— Thundercat

A lot of dumb pictures have made a lot of money, but that doesn't mean they're going to be anything cinema students…

— Clint Eastwood

There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; 1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious.

— Joe Rogan

Whenever u leave behid faliure that mean's ur better….. if u think every thing you've done is great, you're probably dumB..!!!

— Anonymous

I can't play guitar or piano. I can't even play dumb to get through TSA in the airport.

— Saint Jhn

I thought lightning wasn't supposed to strike in the same place twice…sure it does...but only if you're too dumb to move.

— Jodi Picoult

“How anyone can be that dumb and still be able to eat with a fork is beyond me.”

— KD McCrite

Renzi is a pawn. Renzi is a dumb slave at the disposal of nameless people who want to control all of our…

— Matteo Salvini

I'm definitely ditzy and people believe that about me. But I mean, I'm not dumb.

— Jessica Simpson

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

— Jose Canseco

I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

One rational voice is dumb: over a grave The household of Impulse mourns one dearly loved. Sad is Eros, builder of cities,…

— W. H. Auden

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

— Chris Rock

As hideous and dumb as it sounds, I wouldn't be at all surprised by an invasion of Iraq on September II. I'll…

— Hunter S. Thompson

I need to not be typecast as big, black, and dumb but be seen as an intelligent, witty, bold, and charismatic person.

— Winston Duke

“I might be dumb," I told him, putting my nose against his silk tie, "but I'm not that dumb. I've gotcha now…

— Patricia Briggs

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

— Aaron McGruder

As a businessman, Sunil Shetty is dumb. His image as a 'businessman' is what his partners should have. They deserve all the…

— Suniel Shetty

Kids aren't dumb - they might not get something, but they're going to figure it out.

— Noelle Stevenson

I don't want to write melodies anymore. I can only write really simple, dumb caveman melodies.

— Derek E. Miller

“I would have been upset at what you said about me, but I found out that you said it to someone even…

— Niedria D. Kenny

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

— Scott Adams

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't walk and chew gum at the same time… He's a nice fellow, but he spent…

— Lyndon B. Johnson

I aint f_____king with u dumb b!*ches no more always in the club luking like a bozo

— Nicki Minaj

You make me dumb, but it's not my fault. I'm a girl, words like 'I love you' play with my mind...

— Anonymous