Dumb Quote by Lyndon B. Johnson

He played football too long without a helmet.

— Jerome Cavanagh

Jerry Trainor is one of the funniest people on the planet.

— Dan Schneider

“While lying in traction in the hospital the next day, I informed Jerry that he could promptly take his cake, hideous football photo and…

— Kate Langdon

He's a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.

— Lyndon B. Johnson

People might think Chip is just this goofy guy, and he is a goofy guy. But he's also the bravest person I know.

— Joanna Gaines

I know this: Jerry Jones is unique, he's as cool as James Bond and he has a command of his business. He can step…

— Michael Buffer

John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning.

— Richard Widmark

“Jerry was a massive, lumbering, redheaded, freckled bully whose head was vastly disproportionately larger than the rest of his body. Like one of those…

— Sam Harris

Greg Gutfeld is funnier than all the smart people I know, and smarter than all the funny people I know. I don't know what…

— Matt Labash

As a kid, Terry Bradshaw didn't amaze me. My hero was Steelers backup Terry Hanratty, who nabbed two Super Bowl rings while completing three…

— Stephen Rodrick

I get asked one question a lot: 'What celebrity encounter would render you starstruck?' The answer is simple - anyone who's ever strapped on…

— Dale Earnhardt Jr

Well, we can't all be Terry Bradshaw.

— Tony Romo