I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured. —New York, Sept. 26, 2007 — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything… — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
One year I was given a birthday present I'll never forget - a cooking lesson from Jamie Oliver. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
All this talk of using tax policy to 'assess social costs'...what a dumb idea. The only way to stop polluters is to… — David Brin Copy Share Image
I can preach until your deaf and dumb, I'm in that soul saving army beating on that big bass drum. — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
When you get a lot of money thrown at you, you can make some dumb decisions without the right advice. — Peyton Manning Copy Share Image
I don't really think it's appropriate for me to be picking and choosing in the primaries. It's pretty dumb politics for a… — John Cornyn Copy Share Image
I got very lucky that some of the things that I wanted to work did work. Not because I knew what I… — Wayne Coyne Copy Share Image
Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13. Maybe they can't comprehend that the… — Tim Hudson Copy Share Image
We've done as best a job as we can making it clear that I'm earning what I'm earning because of me and… — Ben Platt Copy Share Image
I am torn between the beauty of the natural world, which you see all around us, and the idea that some dumb… — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
Always in movies... drummers are portrayed as the dumb character... I don't know why. Most of the drummers I know are the… — G Flip Copy Share Image
You know, I think British comedy is very smart comedy. You don't get too much dumb comedy over here. Or at least… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
Look at Jessica Simpson. She's famous for being dumb. I guess it started with Marylyn Monroe, and she actually wasn't that dumb,… — Danica McKellar Copy Share Image
People are always asking me if I'm Lynyrd Skynyrd or which one's Skynyrd, but I always say, 'Who'd ever have a dumb… — Ed King Copy Share Image
Anyone dumb enough to get his political information from a comic strip deserves what he gets at the polls. — Garry Trudeau Copy Share Image
“It's one of those dumb days where nothing's really wrong but nothing's really right either and the sky can't even choose to… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
It's smart to be friends with one's sex partner but dumb to have sex with one's friends. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin Copy Share Image
“I'm just a plain hillbilly from East Jesus Nowhere with this adopted child that everybody keeps on telling me is dumb as… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. — Frank Rizzo Copy Share Image
You got a man? That's somethin we will talk about. He's smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya… — LL Cool J Copy Share Image
Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself. — Dannii Minogue Copy Share Image
Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team. — Terrell Owens Copy Share Image
I'll picture Rat Kiley face, his grief, and I'll think, You dumb cooze. Because she wasn't listening. It wasn't a war story.… — Tim O'Brien Copy Share Image
There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk? — Heather Mills Copy Share Image
“War is a dumb game thought out by men when they become too old to play cowboys and crooks.” — Irma Joubert Copy Share Image
If I ever have to go from third base to catcher, it might be time to pack it in. Catcher - that's… — Aaron Boone Copy Share Image
Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Being pretty doesn't mean that I'm dumb. As well as being silent in a situation doesn't mean that Im wise. Merely look… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
I have this creative mind where I can create a lot of different things, but a lot of people never really gave… — Quinton Jackson Copy Share Image
When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
It's so much easier to sit home and not exercise and criticize other people. What I love is inspiring people. People come… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I guess that's the oddest personality trait for me - I'm too dumb and naïve to ever really be nervous about anything.… — Chris Zylka Copy Share Image
Plus they think the hurricane's going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start. The timing, at least it… — Donald Fowler Copy Share Image
The present custom of orthodox Christendom, in packing their sins upon the back of a God, is just the same substantially as… — Kersey Graves Copy Share Image
Faced with the opportunity to become the category of one, we almost always hesitate, almost always compromise, almost always dumb it down… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
