Children Quote by Barbara Kingsolver

“dumber than a box full of rocks.”

— Mary Kay Andrews

“I could so totally rock the homeless scene if I didn’t have a baby growing inside me.”

— Alisa Mullen

“and it feels good to know that my first-born child from my nut sack belongs to you.”

— Nako

“that kid may not carry my DNA, but by God, I don’t care. I love that little shit like my own and I want…

— Heather M. Orgeron

“When someone asks me if I was born in a barn, I always give them a long face. And a whinny.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You have a healthy baby boy! The words ring like church bells in the ears of new parents.”

— Dr. Linda Barboa

“Oh, for the love of baby humans everywhere, you’re an idiot.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Then she tells me that Jesus is still here because Jesus was once here. And parts of Jesus are still floating in the air.…

— Sherman Alexie

“Were you born in a barn? I must have been, mom asked me so often... You would've thought she would know if anyone did!”

— Justin Matott

“...and it's ridiculous that anyone would praise a child for standing with arms spread out on a wooden cross, as if she were Jesus's…

— Amy Tan

“Aaargh...that'll teach me to eat pig in the promised land. Sorry Baby Jesus.”

— Guy Delisle

“Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children; and here was one who was worshipping a stone!”

— Anonymous