One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
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I am stronger when Tessa is here, you see. I told it to you," said Jem, still in the same soft voice.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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I like the Valentino store in Rome.Because in Rome when I'd be riding my bike, that store is right next to the… — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
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Why the critics, like a flock of ducks, always move in perfect unison: Their authority with the public depends upon an appearance… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
The one complaint about the Internet that I wholeheartedly endorse is that most of these tools have been designed to peck at… — Clive Thompson Copy Share Image
It wasn't that Microsoft was so brilliant or clever in copying the Mac, it's that the Mac was a sitting duck for… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
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I was a 'Duck Hunt' and 'Mario' guy, and stuff like that. I was never technologically driven. I never had all the… — Garrett Hedlund Copy Share Image
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I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
America is the original version of modernity. We are the dubbed or subtitled version. America ducks the question of origins; it cultivates… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply.… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
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[On William Lyon Phelps's Happiness:] It is second only to a rubber duck as the ideal bathtub companion. It may be held… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
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My kids would come in from school and sit on the floor in front of the TV and line up duck call… — Kay Robertson Copy Share Image
My parents are from a whole different culture. My parents are from small-town Louisiana. It's like, if it walk like a duck,… — Bun B Copy Share Image
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As for meat, I'm not going to become vegetarian. I'm telling you that right now. I want me a steak. I want… — Sharon Jones Copy Share Image
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Bollywood directors are like cricketers where in one match you score a century, and in the next match, you are out for… — Sunny Deol Copy Share Image
We have the most liberal, the most leftist candidate who has ever run for president in my lifetime; he's a sitting duck.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I find in the domestic duck that the bones of the wing weigh less and the bones of the leg more, in… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
I had my bad times. But the good news is that every time this has happened I've taken full responsibility for it.… — Marion Barry Copy Share Image
John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Foie gras is sold as an expensive delicacy in some restaurants and shops. But no one pays a higher price for foie… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
The electro scene is all over the clubs now: groups like Duck Sauce, Empire of the Sun, even MGMT. But I get… — Fergie Copy Share Image
The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
In politics, Bugs Bunny always beats Daffy Duck. Daffy's always going berserk, jumping up and down, yelling. Bugs's got that sly smile,… — Jeff Greenfield Copy Share Image
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