Bones Quote by Charles Darwin

I have often been reminded of the wild duck that came down on migration into a barnyard and liked it so well that he…

— Vance Havner

“Most ducks have legs like orange spatulas. Those must be lazy swimmers. Mine have thighs like Michael Phelps in the summer of 2008.”

— Jarod Kintz

Wild geese have so much less fat than their domestic brethren that, as far as the kitchen is concerned, the two birds should be…

— Jonathan Miles

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

— Rhodri Morgan

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quack like a duck, then it just may be a duck.

— Walter Reuther

In my books, there is no 'ugly duckling turning into a beautiful swan' syndrome because if you look at the Hansel and Gretel syndrome,…

— Maeve Binchy

“Followed close behind predators, improper nutrition is the second leading cause of problems encountered by duck keepers.”

— Dave Holderread

It is to be regretted that domestication has seriously deteriorated the moral character of the duck. In a wild state, he is a faithful…

— Isabella Beeton

How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck?

— Caitlin Kittredge

I'm of the opinion that a duck does not change styles every time it crosses a state line. I think they sound the same…

— Jase Robertson

I find that a duck's opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does…

— Mitch Hedberg

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck and it looks like a duck ITS A DUCK

— Anonymous