In 1932, lame duck president Herbert Hoover was so desperate to remain in the White House that he dressed up as Eleanor… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Santa Claus was white and everything bad was black. The little ugly duckling was the black duck, and the black cat was… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
In a bull market, one must avoid the error of the preening duck that quacks boastfully after a torrential rainstorm, thinking that… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I never duck out of a fight; I don't care what the hell the odds are, and I'm rough at times, but… — Jack Kirby Copy Share Image
In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
For hours, in fall days, I watched the ducks cunningly tack and veer and hold the middle of the pond, far from… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
There must be something unique about man because otherwise, evidently, the ducks would be lecturing about Konrad Lorenz, and the rats would… — Jacob Bronowski Copy Share Image
Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People... of the universe! Tonight... is the night.. when the skies will open, and spray forth a divine hand with pointed finger!… — Thurston Moore Copy Share Image
“Why is a talkative person called a Chatty Cathy? That phrase possesses brevity, when someone verbose should instead be called a Chattering… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
That’s the tricky thing about love. It walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a duck. But after… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
We're trying to infuse a little good into the American culture. Love God, love your neighbor, hunt ducks. Raise your kids, make… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
If an instrument similar to a geiger-counter could be invented that counted moral judgements instead, we would learn to duck as people… — Charles Hampden-Turner Copy Share Image
I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
Any time I think out loud, 'I can't believe this is my job,' and remember I am a very lucky duck. Whether… — Steven Soderbergh Copy Share Image
“Wine enhances your beauty by making others look at you differently. Well, so long as they are the ones drinking it. If… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The Founding Fathers did not believe the primary purpose of their guns was to hunt ducks, but to keep the government in… — John Coleman Copy Share Image
So the controversy over Duck Dynasty sends a clear signal to anyone who has anything to risk in public life: Say nothing… — Albert Mohler Copy Share Image
As an actor, what's interesting is what's hidden away beneath the surface. You want to be like a duck on a pond… — Alexander Skarsgard Copy Share Image
“It began, as it often does, with a woman putting her ducks in a row.” — Sarah Blake Copy Share Image
You have to sit by the side of a river a very long time before a roast duck will fly into your… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
A lot of young girls together is a romantic secret thing like the first sight of wild ducks at dawn. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
If a woman is successful, she'd better duck, because they'll be out to get her. — Leona Helmsley Copy Share Image
Everything needs a mirror to see what to change and what to love in itself, even a rock or a duck, everything! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I still want to play music but I don't want to look like Donald Duck while I'm doing it. — Elton John Copy Share Image
To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
If you are going to be a successful duck hunter, you must go where the ducks are. — Bear Bryant Copy Share Image
The artist's task is to become a successful eccentric, a strange but wise duck able to venture out of solitary confinement and… — Eric Maisel Copy Share Image
