I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“A boring machine, would it drill holes—or put you to sleep? The two-party political system, that’s a boring machine, though voters are… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Ducks are practically defenseless, and as a result, they have many predators. There are foxes, coyotes, wolves, raccoons, bobcats, hawks, and Janet… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
A duck's nest was found today near the trail on the dry open prairie with as far as could be seen no… — George Mercer Dawson Copy Share Image
I've got eighteen-year-old twins that need to go to college, so there's still a financial issue, but I could retire tomorrow and… — Jonathan Banks Copy Share Image
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks. — Eric Sevareid Copy Share Image
Cultivate your own capabilities, your own style. Appreciate the members of your family for who they are, even though their outlook or… — Charles R. Swindoll Copy Share Image
Even Sachin used to get ducks during his career. There are ups and downs in every athlete's career. — Hima Das Copy Share Image
I had my bad times. But the good news is that every time this has happened I've taken full responsibility for it.… — Marion Barry Copy Share Image
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quack like a duck, then it just may be a duck. — Walter Reuther Copy Share Image
A man may take care of a furnace for twenty-five years and still forget to duck his head when he starts going… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me 'Duck.' — Donald Dunn Copy Share Image
Foie gras is sold as an expensive delicacy in some restaurants and shops. But no one pays a higher price for foie… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
I can tell Tajh Boyd is scared back there. He ain't no sitting duck, but you can see in his eyes that… — Jadeveon Clowney Copy Share Image
We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit hunting ducks with more than three rounds. And yet it's legal to hunt… — Dianne Feinstein Copy Share Image
I was just thinking of bundling up Cecily and feeding her to the ducks at Hyde Park," said Will, pushing his wet… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
In an ideal world, the intelligent investor would hold stocks only when they are cheap and sell them when they become overpriced,… — Benjamin Graham Copy Share Image
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
