Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and… — Bryan Hayes Copy Share Image
I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When I was at my biggest I was having a daily fry up, fish and chips once per week, takeaway a couple… — Gregg Wallace Copy Share Image
“ The barman came to the other side of the counter. "Time please," he said. Harriet said: "You mustn't hurry a lady drinking… — Anthony Powell Copy Share Image
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
On weekends, you'd wake up, go to the beach, go hiking, and by the time people in Iowa were drinking beer out… — Sarah Wayne Callies Copy Share Image
A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer… — John R. Rice Copy Share Image
People in the street will either call me 'Prime Minister' or 'Justin.' We'll see how that goes. But when I'm working, when… — Justin Trudeau Copy Share Image
“Is this the end of all the endings? My broken bones are mending With all these nights we're spending Up on the… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Why are bands like Black Flag allowed to write a song about drinking beer, and they're cult and amazing, and then you… — Ellie Rowsell Copy Share Image
Nowadays, especially when you think of electronic music, it's like, the producer is mostly the one who makes the music or the… — Karin Dreijer Andersson Copy Share Image
All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how many drugs I take, I'm not fulfilled. This isn't satisfying. There's a spiritual hunger going on. Everybody feels… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
An old essay by John Updike begins, 'We live in an era of gratuitous inventions and negative improvements.' That language is general… — John Updike Copy Share Image
“The gakkul vat, the gakkul vat! The gakkul vat, the lamsare vat! The gakkul vat, which puts us in a happy mood!… — Paul Kriwaczek Copy Share Image
“Then I met David Janko on the station. He was a young white in his early twenties. I made the mistake of… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Sitting in this small pub with its cool flagged floor, listening to the murmuring voices of the haymakers and the click of… — William Boyd Copy Share Image
When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I came from, and because I was playing in Texas a… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
“Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at the bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm… — Various Copy Share Image
“Folding her arms and closing her eyes, Hatsumi sank back into the corner of the seat. Her small gold earrings caught the… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“We’re all good when we want to be, otherwise we’re fucking animals. There’s no VIP room in reality, and there is no… — A.M. Homes Copy Share Image
“In some instances, even when crisis intervention has been intensive and appropriate, the mother and daughter are already so deeply estranged at… — Judith Lewis Herman Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.” — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. — Gary Allan Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat… — Alex Blackwell Copy Share Image
