I'm never out of shape, never out to hurt my body by drinking or partying. — Mikey Garcia Copy Share Image
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
That's sort of what I felt... I miss drinking, I thought bars were truly holy places. — Joe Eszterhas Copy Share Image
We are a water-drinking people, and we are allowing every brook to be defiled. — George Bird Grinnell Copy Share Image
I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If we'd done this my way,' Garrett went on, 'We'd have been here much earlier.' 'And drunk, most likely,' said Maiev. 'You… — Grant Smuts Copy Share Image
I took it upon myself to give it everything to become a professional footballer and then, when I made it, I didn't… — Darren Fletcher Copy Share Image
I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only… — Joe Perry Copy Share Image
Maybe she'd been drinking too much of the super-sweet Mexican Coca-Cola they had down here. Or maybe she was just tired, alone,… — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
People make the mistake of drinking the Kool-Aid, believing your own hype, letting people tell you you're this or you're that or… — Kat Dennings Copy Share Image
Unless he had whiskey running through his veins, Willard came to the clearing every morning and evening to talk to God. Arvin… — Donald Ray Pollock Copy Share Image
People talk about how you make team spirit - is it golf days or going out drinking together? That doesn't count. When… — Gordon Strachan Copy Share Image
If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
“I need a drink. Now.” After tossing—fine, throwing—my purse and keys on the couch, I march straight into the kitchen. No more… — Lilly Avalon Copy Share Image
I don't know if enjoy is the right word for alcohol. I like to drink, but I don't like enforced social drinking.… — Nick Tosches Copy Share Image
You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses. Really,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Every morning our newspapers could read, 'More than 20,000 people perished yesterday of extreme poverty.' How? The poor die in hospital wards… — Jeffrey Sachs Copy Share Image
I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of… — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system,… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
I was always the type of drug user that I had no moderation. When I was smoking and drinking, I was full… — Ryan Lewis Copy Share Image
Truth is...I smoke, I drink, I starve myself, I pop pills like no tomorrow, and I cut because of all my pain,… — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
