Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
A drunkard's words : Drinking is not my passion.. It is just my first love's last gift! — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
Writing fulfils an insatiable drive. Finishing the story satisfies my thirst. But I must keep drinking until the story quenches a buyer. — Ace Antonio Hall Copy Share Image
While drinking, while talking, while writing, while watering our garden, it's always possible to practice living in the here and the now. — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink twice a year, when its by birthday and when its not my birthday. — Ali Copy Share Image
Had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, Sir, claret is the liquor for boys; port for men: but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake-ass Irish… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
How do you learn to pray? Well how do you learn to swim? Do you sit in a chair with your feet… — Leonard Ravenhill Copy Share Image
Banquets are always pleasant things, consisting mostly, as they do, of eating and drinking; but the specially nice thing about a banquet… — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
Everyone has addictions and my problem is that I have 5,000 of them. If it's not drinking, it's gambling; if it's not… — John Daly Copy Share Image
You think that's the solution to everything, don't you, Bane? Drinking and dancing and making love... but I tell you this, something… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When people ask me why are you singing a drinking song if you don't drink anymore, because when I did drink I… — Brantley Gilbert Copy Share Image
I love it. So I'mma keep on drinking cause I love this shit, and I'mma keep on smoking cause I love this… — August Alsina Copy Share Image
The environmental catastrophes we're presently seeing are considered "normal" though they're horrific. Fracking has made drinking water flammable, families are dying from… — Alexander Weinstein Copy Share Image
I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign… — William Randolph Hearst Copy Share Image
Some of us have such incredible things that can keep us from acting. We have the luxury of drinking such good wine,… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
It's good to be able to deal with it [anger] somehow other than drinking, fighting, crashing cars, hitting your kid, your wife,… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
At first she dreamed of sheep, of going to school, of cats drinking milk. Little by little she dreamed of blue sheep,… — Clarice Lispector Copy Share Image
Water is one of the most basic of all needs - we cannot live for more than a few days without it.… — Robert Alan Aurthur Copy Share Image
There's a price you pay for drinking too much, for eating too much sugar, smoking too much marijuana, using too much cocaine,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image