Long before I became 'rich and famous' I just sat round drinking wine and staring at the walls. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Once I got to be about twenty-five, I got interested in the music of the time. I started smokin' dope, I started… — Gregory Hines Copy Share Image
Some people work with a trainer, some people work with a stylist. I work with a celebrity fecalist. A fecalist is basically… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
Originally I had a fear of rejection at the auditions, which is a lack of self-confidence ultimately. Now I have a production… — Kurt Yaeger Copy Share Image
In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I never had the idea of moving to Paris and becoming something. I liked the idea of living in Paris because it… — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
A new life? There’s not such thing. It was only in the magazine headlines that people got a new life. Stopped drinking… — John Ajvide Lindqvist Copy Share Image
The Government's enthusiasm for 24 hour drinking puzzles me... We want people to be responsible, yet we urge them to drink. — Frank Dobson Copy Share Image
People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision, and for whom the lighting of… — William James Copy Share Image
A major cause of the Roman Empire's decline, after six centuries of world dominance was its replacement of stone aqueducts by lead… — Harris L Coulter Copy Share Image
Now we may have more preachers out there than we have drinkers. But a fellow told me a story one time about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is most heartbreaking to me is the young women who don't report [being raped] because they were drinking, and they feel… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic. — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I used to think that drinking would help my shyness, but all it did was exaggerate all the negative qualities. — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me… — Megan Amram Copy Share Image
Tea? Good God, no. It's mud. How the British ever built an empire drinking the filthy stuff is beyond me. And if… — Charlie Higson Copy Share Image
A few years ago, before I stopped drinking, I was feeling very sorry for myself and very drunk, and I Googled 'Moby… — Moby Copy Share Image
We must do all we can to empower parents and communities to protect our youth and to encourage healthy behavior free from… — Jon Corzine Copy Share Image
