"Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning.… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
We're gaily yet, we're gaily yet, And we're not very fow, but we're gaily yet; Then set ye awhile, and tipple a… — John Vanbrugh Copy Share Image
Disciples and devotees…what are most of them doing? Worshipping the teapot instead of drinking the tea! — Wei Wu Wei Copy Share Image
in the cupboard sits my bottle like a dwarf waiting to scratch out my prayers. I drink and cough like some idiot… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
I don't need to drink anymore because you not being there is what I was trying to run away from — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska, you know that. And she's a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“I guess I forgot we were going out tonight." "We always go out on Fridays." "It's Thursday, Alvis." "You are so tied… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
Everybody goes through divorces. There's millions of people that have drinking problems. There's people that their weight goes up and down, just… — John Daly Copy Share Image
It is not consistent with truth that a man should sacrifice half of his stomach only to God-that he should be sober… — Tertullian Copy Share Image
This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.” — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going… — George Montgomery Copy Share Image
I wasn't taking drugs or drinking. I was working and working and working. But I wasn't writing anything. — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
I just love to play music. I enjoy it more than anything. I enjoy it more than drinking with my friends in… — Tom Odell Copy Share Image
In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
“Parents drinking is the reason you came into the world, and if we didn't keep doing it then, by God, it would… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
[Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk? — Heather Mills Copy Share Image
I'm actually doing a show. from my shed. on the internet. but it won't be music or anything, it's more to do… — Vince Clarke Copy Share Image