I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like the previous generation. It hasnt yet given… — Ron Klugman Copy Share Image
It seems that some consideration should be given to the cause of our mounting physical disabilities, but instead of going to the… — Lester Roloff Copy Share Image
“You can never rouse Harris. There is no poetry about Harris- no wild yearning for the unattainable. Harris never "weeps, he knows… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Though a woman tempted man to eat, my dear Longfellow," said Holmes, "you never hear of Eve having to do with his… — Matthew Pearl Copy Share Image
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
The pleasant life is not produced by continual drinking and dancing, nor sexual intercourse, nor rare dishes of sea food and other… — Epicurus Copy Share Image
Bacchus ever fair and young, Drinking joys did first ordain. Bachus's blessings are a treasure, Drinking is the soldier's pleasure, Rich the… — John Dryden Copy Share Image
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect. — Martha Stout Copy Share Image
If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She takes another sip of her drink. She looks around the bar. I look at the fine muscles in her neck, at… — Adam Berlin Copy Share Image
“That was how Sinner got his first taste of anything other than the froth on his father's ale. It made you grimace,… — Ned Beauman Copy Share Image
Appalling numbers of youth have been led into a cynical ultra-sophisticated attitude which regards drinking as a badge of social aptitude, which… — Francis Parker Yockey Copy Share Image
I'm calling for all responsible Americans to fight back and punish Pepsi for using a man who degrades women, who encourages substance… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I had what AA calls 'a convincer' - which made me realize that I couldn't do it any more. I went out… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
The way we guarantee safe drinking water is broken and needs to be fixed, — Carol Browner Copy Share Image
Eating, drinking, dying - three primary manifestations of the universal and impersonal life. Animals live that impersonal and universal life without knowing… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling like throwing himself into the river out of… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
“We look up to see if it is day or night. If stars burn cool and moon does shine, we take to… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
