Drinking Quotes · Page 31

“That should sober him up" "Actually, he hasn't started drinking yet”

— Justin Somper

I started drinking BodyArmor as a daily deal.

— Kyler Murray

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.

— Ernest Hemingway

No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.

— Anonymous

I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.

— Adam Brody

Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.

— Viktor Chernomyrdin

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

— Scott Adams

“Nothing is more fun than fucking and drinking, I don’t know what is your God offering in heaven.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

I used to think that drinking would help my shyness, but all it did was exaggerate all the negative qualities.

— Elizabeth Taylor

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's…

— Henny Youngman

Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your alcoholism.

— Anonymous

Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.

— Roy Blount, Jr

I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be…

— Rachel Maddow

I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.

— Truman Capote

It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning…

— Molly O'Neill

Since I stopped drinking my love life has taken a really serious hit. Romantic encounters that seemed like a really good idea…

— Moby

Drunkenness was in good repute in England till "Bloody Mary" frowned upon it; it remained popular in Germany. The French drank more…

— Will Durant

What is most heartbreaking to me is the young women who don't report [being raped] because they were drinking, and they feel…

— Claire McCaskill

I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day…

— Trisha Goddard

No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk…

— Mark Twain

Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied…

— Yann Martel

It was reported today that the machine on board the International Space Station that turns urine into drinking water has been fixed.…

— Conan O'Brien

“Elliot Rawley was a drinker, Cy’s mother had been right. And he was a poor drinker. One that let the demons of…

— Sarah Hall

It's about how whenever I fall in love, I have these expectations of the experience being a perfect dream, which, of course,…

— Rufus Wainwright

POTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find…

— Ambrose Bierce

I'm very nearly drunk enough to be transcendent," Calla said after a space. She was not the only psychic drinking, but she…

— Maggie Stiefvater

I try not to "perform." I try to come on stage and be myself, to sing the way I would in a…

— Bobby McFerrin

Let me explain something to you. Look around here. How many people do you count? Sixty, eighty, eighty people? Greeks, Germans, Italians,…

— Gregory David Roberts

“Where had he been? Drinking, obviously. Then she started cataloging all the ways he was worthless. On fool impulse, as his most…

— Charles Frazier

Everybody does stupid things in life. Some of us more than others. You think you're going to get away with it. Or…

— Claire Cook

Sunscreen! It is a recent discovery and now I can't live without it - that and drinking lots of water and moisturizing.

— Sarah Jessica Parker

It's fine, it's okay It was wrong either way. I just wanted to say.There isn't much fun when you're drinking wine.

— Madeleine Peyroux

Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken.

— Eugene O'Neill

My biggest weakness as a endurance athlete has been in not drinking enough water after training, thereby racing sometimes while dehydrated.

— Bill Rodgers

My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see…

— Lemmy Kilmister

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

— Voltaire

I seriously started drinking probably when I was about twelve. Kids are doing a lot of stuff very early.

— David Arquette

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.

— Raymond Chandler

“How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different"…”

— Robert Reed